Jerking off another guy

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Have you ever wanted to masturbate a celebrity? if so, who?

David (X-Files) Duchony is the first celebrity that popped in my mind.

Most any female CNN anchor. Or MSNBC. Or Fox News. I'm such a slut.

Eeeeww. You had me up until Fox News. That's just sick! Sick I tell ya!

Good thing you said "most any." That Greta van Susteran isn't very high on my 'if I was straight' list. Her voice and the way she talks is kinda cool, though.

I'm not sure I want to masturbate someone who covers the missing Aruba girl all the time. I'd rather masturbate someone like Christiane Amanpur.

In reply to:David (X-Files) Duchony is the first celebrity that popped in my mind. OMG yeah.............and i would get on my knees and worship Viggo morteson, as long as he was dressed as aragorn, oh and i would spend a while on Orlando Bloom..........drooling

David Duchovny is pretty hot!! But I would probably go for someone like Scott Wolfe or Elijah Wood (something about him is sooo adorable)

OHH Almost forgot.. Greg from Dharma and Greg (Older TV show) He's just soooo freakin sexy!!!

Jennifer aniston or Leonardo DiCaprio

frankly, I've never touched a penis other than the one attached to me (and holy shit, I've touched that alot!) but I bet that I could make Jaye Davidson call me daddy!

So, you wouldn't mind playing the crying game, eh? "I can take it Jimmy. Just not in the face."

lmao!
well, when I saw that movie, I thought "holy shit, she's a dude!!"
But I have to admit, I also thought "damn, he's pretty!"

Hhaha one of the funniest things all day

In reply to: I thought "holy shit, she's a dude!! Until 3 weeks ago when it was showing at a rep cinema near me, I'd never seen this movie and I didn't know who Jaye Davidson was. When I first saw him, I knew immediately that he was a male and I think most of the audience there did (maybe they'd seen it before or just knew who he was) but the girl sitting next to me spilled her popcorn in the scene where he drops his dressing gown and was absolutely stunned that he was a bloke.

I must be bi? Jaye Davidson i would do. And Denise Van Outen uk celeb. When i was younger she helped me many happy nights, it's the decent thing to do.

Oh, I've just realised that I didn't answer the question. If I had my choice it would be Jessica Alba but if I had to choose a bloke it would probably be someone like Tom Cruise for no reason other than that when I was 14 (and in my experimental phase) my mates and I once masturbated, in a group, to a freeze-frame of Tom Cruise's penis from the movie "All the right moves" so I feel like I already have a relationship with that celebrity penis and am not really willing to consider forging another one.

also ben afflek & matt damon and jeniffer lopez

Oh yea! J Lo although she is annoying, is another i would love to do and do her good