Used cumfilled condoms

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my ups guy can handle ANYTHING

No, you're thinking of my FedEx guy.

this forum needs a new old joke

My UPS guy brought me doorknobs.With postage (but without tax), they're still cheaper than Homoerotic Depot.

I second that motion. everyone now must be funnier

To tell you the truth, I wasn't really joking. I can document the veracity of my doorknob postings.But I did sell Manhattan to another poster for $20.

I'd say get a boyfriend, fuck buddy, or even try going to the sperm donor clinic. I don't have any experience with a sperm donor clinic but I'm sure they could give you some non-tainted semen. I'm not completely sure of this either but you'd most likely have to sign some papers before you take the sperm. They'd probably also expect a baby to happen.So I guess that narrows it down to getting it from a guy you know that doesn't have a disease.

Apparently Mr. U is a sperm donor clinic. But I don't think he requires papers. (Would they be to prove one's pedigree?)

don't need papers but sometimes copious amounts of kleenex

WTF i never knew even knew ppl do this shit. U sickos jsut find a new way to make us normies puke and you don't know what nasty STDs are in the condom and don't ask to ship used condoms please. If you really absolutely want it i suggest going on yahoo messanger they have really messed up sickos there.

Are you stupid? That was a troll, dude. Do you know what a troll is?

So you enjoy sucking cum out of used condoms and you say your are addicted. Obviously you know how to obtain them. What happened? You got released from prison or something and your supply is no more?

n00b

I resent that, I love my yahoo messenger and im not a sicko.

I agree