Ive found the cure for acne

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I always daydream of you...........and the mars bar.... stares into space, drooling over her laptop

Wow!! I've got a laptop too!! We should have sex!!

I love my laptop.................maybe a little too much bites lip nervously

Your laptop have a joy-stick?

blush what?................how?................whispers how did you know about that............embarrassed

Well, you sound like a woman who has felt the joy of a good computer.

nods its true..............sob

Don't sob, they are many other ways to get wet...

don't you DARE throw that bucket of water on me.............

Don't worry, its not water...

then what is i..t................OMG..............how..........damn............looks at bob in shock WOAH i have to say im impressed...............

Yes yes, I know.... it is a lot of alcohol!!!

forget what i said about not throwing it at me hon, mouth wide open LOL

Whoops, while throwing the alcohol my penis "accidentally" fell into your mouth....

takes penis from mouth, rinses it under the tap to get all the alcohol off and hands it back to bobYou REALLY need better fixative than you're using hon.........

Velcro just doesn't work anymore...

Its ok, happens all the time.