Hey, I like pick-up lines from a guy because I think they are hilarious. I will actually talk to a guy if his pick-up line is the cheesiest thing I've ever heard... after I stop laughing. Usually, if a guy gets me to laugh, I will talk to him- he has caught my interest.
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Pick up lines
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In reply to: Nice shoes... wanna' f**k? i have used this one, and it worked too
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"I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party."
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Too bloody right I would hun!! Someone once came up to me in a club and asked if I had a ladder in my tights or was it a stairway to heaven? Cheesy cheesy cheesy. The chat up line not the heaven!
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A couple more cheesy lines:All those curves and me with no brakes.Excuse me, do you have any raisins?How about a date?If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I togetherWell here I am, what were your other two wishes?Hi I'm a sex bomb can you difuse me?If you're going to regret this in the morning we can sleep in until the afternoon.you can come and live in my heart and pay no rentPhew you must be a broom, you just swept me off my feet.Thats all for now
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Riiight. And you know this through your deep analysis of my posts, Sherlock? Maybe I enjoy a good joke. By the way, I don't take pick-up lines seriously... but you already knew that, too, right?
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the best line hands down that ive ever herd was, if you dont dance with me ill cut you up and put you in a bin, and it worked like a charm :blush: :smile:
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Mental note made to NOT go to Bristol!!!
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laffin
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cant beat english charm :grin: :smile:
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"I will talk to him" does not equal "I will fuck him".
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English charm works for me
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And me!! Just don't cut me up eh hun!!
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lol, well certainly not the waist down
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Ah ok well mental note made to POSSIBLY visit Bristol!We are getting better hun
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In reply to:
You just said you do lol.
Could you quote what I said exactly? Because that made no sense.
And to repeat.... I DON'T TAKE PICK-UP LINES SERIOUSLY. I TREAT THEM AS A JOKE.
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the pants party, it works everytimeseriously
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OK, so you're saying that you'll get into a serious dating relationship with the guy who has the best pickup line? Or did you mean the best pickup truck?
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Well, jeez, it depends on the guy... I mean, probably not if he was being deathly serious, but how many guys say pick-up lines if they haven't said they'd do a bet, or a dare, or are drunk, etc. If he was really weird, and actually used pick-up lines in a serious way, and not as something fun to do to start talking with a girl, yeah, I would be creeped out. But otherwise, I don't see any harm in getting to know him better by talking with him. I wouldn't necessarily have to date him, or even talk to him ever again after that night, if I didn't want to. I just find them funny.
As for Unforgetto: You would know this because of the vast amounts of girls who you've fucked every... single... time... you've talked with them, right? Well, talking makes me horny....
(...I wish there was a rolling eye smilie...)
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Around here, a guy with a nice set of wheels cuts a dashing figure. He doesn't have to say much...if you're the king of bling, you don't have to say a thing, as Mr. Diddy might say if he read this post.