Well it looks like I have these, and although I haven't had any problems with them yet, I fear that at some point a women is going to ask about them. I'm afraid that a girl will think they are some sort of STD, how can I explain to them that they are completely normal?
Pearly Penile Papules
You could refer her to websites on them.
you could do what i do, i never really knew what those were, but knew they werent an std, but what i told her was that they are love spots, and i got them because im a man sent down from god to make women come multiple times, and super excessively...normally from there the girl will laugh, and then say, yea imma put that to the test, or something to that extent... but try it, and if she does have more questions, just be like, its not an std, see for yourself, and refer her to a website...
How can my love increase for her when my words lack immaculance?How can a boy grow to be a man when he’s fatherless?