Y'all may recall (he he) a post I made years back where I suggested that for a clean ass after shitting, you could put soapy water on the paper before wiping yo' ass. You may also recall that this resulted in sdp having a "slushy ass" after trying my suggestion and he let me have it. Well, here is the solution, folks.If you are not satisfied with how clean you feel after a BM, buy some apple cider vinegar, and douse your paper before each wipe. This is also great if you have tears or hemmorhoids and there is the presence of red/pinkish blood after wiping. This should clean you right up, and your ass will feel great afterwards. Not to mention if you're gonna have your salad tossed later on, well you already have your dressing.Don't mention it, these are free tips from the Sexpert.
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Squeaky Clean Ass: Tips by Sexpert
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Hey hey hey.. I never said I tried your sugestion. TYVM.
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Slushy ass. That's too funny. Sexpert69.. She was a good gal.
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Oh, sorry! I thought it was sdp. This post goes out to the guy who posted earlier about wiping "techniques"
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TYVM.
Im not sure what this means. Yo yo yo, can I get a DEF in ishin.
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Hey Hey hey... yo yo yo???It means I didn't want people to think I had a "slushy ass" !!!
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Yo yo yo....LOL
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Thank you very much... TYVM
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No worries, I didn't. I was just translating what "TYVM" meant.
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I have a compulsive disorder where I need to be clean...I wash my hands like 10-15 times a day with soap and wash my ass also after a BM.Its gross if you just wipe it and leave the crummies.
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If it gets out of hand, there are treatments available for Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder.