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to far for me too...anything else?

Dude,Try this. It looks like it might be what you're looking forhttp://advancedmasturbation.com/22.html

Thank you so much for sharing that site!!!! I will be up all night now trying out each one!

No problem.. it's a pretty cool site.. enjoy trying them out! Let us know which one is the best for you...

I thought nthe one where you go one youre knees and nshit and nsehern and thenn pull yourse arse with youre legs when u cum was pretty cool. the onje where theyu sed some peo-ple pass out from. lucky inm sdisnt :laughing: excuse my spelling i have had quite a bit to drink., a bit of a mad nite i musy say!

Large amounts of alcohol has a very bad effect on your spelling. It has a very bad effect on my wanting to masturbate.

I really need to stay off the internet when I'm drunk!

.....Or off your knees

That one http://advancedmasturbation.com/18.htmlI dont think my message last night made much sense... i couldnt even read some of it today.

well, did you get a head rush or feel faint LOL ..................OMG the campfire one has me crying with laughter, as a scout leader it kinda adds a new twist to the phrase - scout camp will never be the same again

hey Angel, did you see the "pole straddle" As a witch, you must see the historical signifigance of that

I did - made me smile - witches used to rub a certain oil made from a secret recipe to their brooms, and do the same, which is why they used to think they were flying LOL of course i do this all the time

"secret recipe" eh?
where does one go to get a bottle of the big "B" these days?

That one is a fun one too! It just requires extra lube to make it feel really good!

Lol nope I was slightly dissapointed. I wanted it to be so good I passed out! The broomstick ones hularious, I could never do that to my broom! My mom sweeps the floor with that thing!

that site is excdellent, I thought I'd tried them all. Still I have to say selfsucking is f-ing excellent. Possum your drunk posts are funny as hell.

Ha ha well there may be some more friday if I forget to stay away from the computer since I entend on not making a drunken fool of myself on MSN like usial ^^.

Hey H-Possum.Very nice new picture... You're Quite handsome.(Wolf whistle)

Thanks Ur message cheared me up after a shitty day.

Dude...I know what you mean.. I've had a shitty week.Hope you're feeling better!:O)