My gf swear's she orgasms' but i dont feel anythin

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Good for you Petey. In truth, most men never feel "it" every time.Can't believe there are so uninformed jerks here!

i could never get my ex to orgasm... she would always get right there and then just be like... this isent working and im like GAHH!!!! though she was always 2 scared that somone would walk in to lemme go down on her... i do have to say though... that one time she got off on her own... laying in my arms and it was incredible the contractions cough down there it was quite a nice experence

Ya know what really feels good during intercouse....Gurls Coff Cough what ever it is like ur sick ya know! the guys would LOVE YOU A LOT! i know..i do it with my man every time and then we get all ruff and sh*t!!!

What the heck did you just say?

She said "Gurls Coff Cough". You know, the old GCC, nudge nudge, wink wink.

..no, I don't know.

yeah, you lost me too steve lol

At the risk of being indicted by some guy in Washington for revealing important secrets, it has to do with wearing a shirt with French cuffs to bed. When your doing the nasty, if the gurl coffs on the cufflinks, it way sick, dog, I mean it's a mutha.

When your doing the nasty, if the gurl coffs on the cufflinks, it way sick, dog, I mean it's a mutha. LMAO how do you expect me to understand that if i didn't even get what you said before.

same here steve, I'm lost too lmao, well more actually

Yeah, wink wink nudge nudge, knowwhutyamean knowwhutyamean, yeah yeah yeah wink wink nudge nudge

and they can't pee standing up Sure we can

They can pee standing on their head. They are strong. They are invinceable. Women can do anything.

Damn straight!

well I have heard storys about your standing ability, but maybe your the exception, not the rule?Besides that, and even more important, Im sitting in my frontroom on my lappy watching Major League IIand I was laughing over Rube telling that to Vaughn. and eh it had been a bit since I changed my signature.....

Damn straight!And some of 'em are even straight.

Lol it's aaaall in the technique.

Maybe you can film an instructional video series and sell it thru A2A ? teach the other girls how to pee standing up and on thier heads and shoota straight line?I once lost a bar bet to a girl in the parkinglot about who could piss higher on the wall.she layed down to do it and smooched that thing around but the bitch beat me by a good 24" it cost me half the 12 pack I bought to take home.

Never challenge a lady to a pissing contest. They are wily, and they have cunning tricks. You will not win. The leg-on-the-wall trick is another one.

all I know is that bitch beat me, and both of the guys that was leaving with me. We were about 4 feet from the wall and her feet never crossed the line in the dirt. I dont know if she tricked us but she sure as hell out pissed us.