Do all girls like the dick ?

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i love being sucked!

Cant wait till it happens to me!

um... don't you have to be a guy to be sucked??

no!

so... girls have dicks now?these scientists are going waaay too far.

It is possible to suck on a clit you know.

Iv been that drunk many times.Once we were partying at abuddies house and then I woke up 50 miles away in another city with my car back at my friends house. no clue how I got there and it was almost 30 hours later. I do vagley remeber a fight I started at a 7-11 when we stopped for some smokes.before that and after that I dont remember a damned thing but Iv seen teh pictures and heard the story, I think i had a pretty damned good time

I always wake up with a bunch of new numbers in my phone and dont remember who the people are. I love how the next day you slowly remember each bit of the night before and its like "Oh yeah I remember that lol". Tho its usialy more like "...Oh yeah... I remember her now... vomit". I always seem to get hit on by those ugly chicks that hang out in the pub and try and get with the drunkest guy there because I mean lets face it... you would have to be reeaaaaaly drunk to get with one of these ladies.

Its alot worse when you wake up with one of em and want to shower in an antisepticEver listen to any Sprung Monkey? They have song that starts off with..."Woke up with the sleep in my eyesTurned round to a big surpriseLayin there next to meWas the ugliest girl that I had ever seenSo IRan to the bathroomAnd I dropped down on my kneesWell I screamed to GOD, Oh what have I doneAs I washed myself in Listerine"and Im sure youv heard someone say,Iv never taken an ugly woman to bed, but iv woken up with a few.its true, its all damned true

Lol well lucky I have never got drunk enough to lower my inhabitions that low and bang some random ugly chick... yet.

well you have a few choices to keep that from happeningdont drink ever againlock your self at home to drinkfind some dominating bitch to be your woman and always be at your side annoying you but keeping anyone else away.aside frome that, I think sooner or later youll end up drung skanking some ugly ho that looks like a pig balding, wich by the way, is why I dont have phone sex, I gots to know that Im jerking it to and i want to ee what on the other end of the line.

I usialy go out drinking with friends and we watch each others back in the ugly chick department. If one of us is in trouble the other one will go to the rescue.

well in that case your missing one of our favorite past times here in the US or atleast among me and my buddies.we LIEencourage them to go home with that hideous she beast that just crawled up from the sewer to claim a small child for dinner. We also all have several digitial cameras and Iv got one that while it doesnt take wonderful pics, its keychain sized and can always be on the ready. its become a favorite passion of ours, to not only encourage each other to do horrid stupid girls and things, but to take teh pictures of it and post them online in a group we all belong to and the more torture we can put a buddy through over an incident....the better

Lol yeah, we used to do that but then made a pact to fight these foul girls who need to die because they dont deserve the pleasure of getting with anyone.

That's such a warm, compassionate, Christian idea.

Im sorry its just those women/men piss me off how they just hang out in pubs and clubs waiting for people to get really drunk so they can take advantage.

Hey stop talking about me like that

Do you realize what you're saying?

Yea. I can see Angel at the back of the pub, hidden in the shadows. A black velvet cape, hooded only slightly revealing her face. Then you stumble by not even noticing her and she sees her opportunity. Suddenly as you step out of the safety of the light her sharpened talons reach out and grab you. Then, there in the darkness..... :blush: :grin:

**AHA soooooo that was you *grin* ** :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: :grin: