Brothers, Sisters + Cosins

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There are lots of differnt and old posts on all of but, has any body done stuff wid cosins brothers sisters like masterbated had sex compared or anything else. What is your story no chit hat plz just str8 to the point.

Wel when i was 14 i was in bed at my cosans staying over the night and he 13 came in in just his boxers and sat wid me he satrted to rub him self i pretned not 2 notice den he got a hard on. Den he stared to pull his boxers down and i got hard he pulled off my sheets and saw i had a hard on he then pulled down my boxers and things moved on and we where wanking each other and giving head. I neva done it agin but just the 1ce but i liked it, dat is my story.

Yep, its about that time for a troll.

LOL Geeeeeez run that thing through spellcheck first

I don't think there's a PC good enough around yet to run a spellcheck on that.omfg

did you seriously just answer your own post?? woooooow

He probably forgot to sign out of that username and switch to a different one. Everybody makes mistakes

lmao! :grin:

No i was just telling my story and r all u people thick it says keep to the subject.

Lord! That's almost a different language Helmsman LoL!

Standard English:In reply to:Well, when I was 14, I was in bed at my 13-year-old cousin's, staying overnight. He came in his boxers as he sat with me, rubbing himself. I pretended not notice, which caused his member to become tumescent. He was sporting wood. We then started boxing, which made me hard. I pulled off my sheet. Lo and behold, I was indeed hard. It was a veritable rod of tungsten carbide. He was hard as well, and I saw that he was hard. His hardness only hardened the hardness of my hard-on. That made him harder. It became hard not to wank each other, so we wanked each other. Wanking led to head-giving. And head getting. And more wanking. That, ladies and gentlemen, is my story.Redneck version:In reply to:Wal, when ah was 14, ah was in bed at mah 13-year-old cousin's, stayin' on overnight. He came in his boxers as he sat wif me, rubbin' hisse'f. ah pretended not notice, which cuzd his member t'become toomscent. He was spo'tin' wood, cuss it all t' tarnation. We then started boxin', which made me hard, cuss it all t' tarnation. ah pulled off mah sheet. Lo an' behold, ah was indeed hard, cuss it all t' tarnation. It was a vahitable rod of tungsten carbide. He was hard as fine, an' ah sar thet he was hard, cuss it all t' tarnation. His hardness only hardened th' hardness of mah hard-on, as enny fool kin plainly see. Thet made him harder. It became hard not t'wank etch other, so we wanked etch other. Wankin' led t'haid-givin'. An' haid gittin'. An' mo'e wankin'. Thet, ladies an' juntlemen, is mah sto'y.Jive version:In reply to:Well, when ah' wuz 14, ah' wuz in bed at mah' 13-year-old cousin's, stayin' overnight. Man! He came in his boxers as he sat wid me, rubbin' himself. ah' pretended not notice, which caused his memba' to become tumescent. Man! He wuz spo'tin' wood. We den started boxin', which made me hard. ah' pulled off mah' sheet. Man! Lo and behold, ah' wuz indeed hard. It wuz some veritable rod uh tungsten carbide. He wuz hard as well, and ah' saw dat he wuz hard. His hardness only hardened da damn hardness uh my hard-on. 'S coo', bro. Dat made him harder. Ah be baaad... It became hard not t'wank each oder, so's we wanked each oder. Ah be baaad... Wankin' led t'haid-givin'. And haid digtin'. And mo'e wankin'. Dat, ladies and gentlemen, be my sto'y. Slap mah fro!Cockney version:In reply to:Well, right, wen I were 14, I were in bed at me 13-year-old cousin's, stayin' overnight. He came in 'is boxers as 'e sat wiv me, right, rubbin' 'imself, init?I pretended not notice, wich caused 'is member ter become tumescent. He were sportin' wood. We then started boxin', wich made me 'ard. I pulled off me sheet. Lo and behold, I were indeed 'ard. It were a veritable rod of tungsten carbide. I'll get out me spoons. He were 'ard as well, and I seen that 'e were 'ard. His 'ardness only 'ardened the hardness of me 'ard-on. That made 'im 'arder. It became 'ard not ter wank each uvver, right, so we wanked each uvver. Wankin' led ter head-givin'. And loaf of bread gettin'. And more wankin'. That, right, ladies and gentlemen, is me story.Elmer Fudd (and Barbara Walters) version:In reply to:Weww, when I was 14, I was in bed at my 13-yeaw-owd cousin's, staying ovewnight. He came in his boxews as he sat wif me, wubbing himsewf. I pwetended not notice, which caused his membew to become tumescent. He was spowting wood. We then stawted boxing, which made me hawd. I puwwed off my sheet. Wo and behowd, I was indeed hawd. It was a vewitabwe wod of tungsten cawbide. He was hawd as weww, and I saw that he was hawd. His hawdness onwy hawdened the hawdness of my hawd-on, uh-hah-hah-hah. Dat made him hawdew. It became hawd not to wank each othew, so we wanked each othew. Wanking wed to head-giving. And head getting. And mowe wanking. Dat, wadies and gentwemen, is my stowy.Swedish Chef version:In reply to:Vell, vhee I ves 14, I ves in bed et my 13-yeer-oold cuooseen's, steyeeng ooferneeght. Um de hur de hur de hur. He-a ceme-a in hees buxers es he-a set veet me-a, roobbeeng heemselff. I pretended nut nuteece-a, vheech coosed hees member tu becume-a toomescent. Um de hur de hur de hur. He-a ves spurteeng vuud. Bork bork bork! Ve-a zeen sterted buxeeng, vheech mede-a me-a herd. Bork bork bork! I poolled ooffff my sheet. Um de hur de hur de hur. Lu und behuld, I ves indeed herd. Bork bork bork! It ves a fereeteble-a rud ooff toongstee cerbeede-a. He-a ves herd es vell, und I sev thet he-a ves herd. Bork bork bork! Hees herdness oonly herdened zee herdness ooff my herd-oon. Bork bork bork! Thet mede-a heem herder. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! It beceme-a herd nut tu vunk iech oozeer, su ve-a vunked iech oozeer. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! Vunkeeng led tu heed-geefing. Und heed getteeng. Und mure-a vunkeeng. Thet, ledeees und gentlemee, is my stury. Bork bork bork!Moron version:In reply to:Webuhll, when I was 14, I was in bid at my 13-year-old cousin's, duuhhhh, stayigg obehnite. He came in his boxehs as he sat wid me, uh uh uh, rubbigg himself. I pretendid not notice, uh uh uh, which cuzd his membeh t' become tumescent. He was sportigg wood. Webuh den startid boxigg, which made me hard. I pullid off my sheet. GEE danks.Lo 'n behold, uh uh uh uh, I was indeid hard. It was a behitaggle rod of tungsten carbide. He was hard as webuhll, 'n I saw dat he was hard. His hardness on hardenid de hardness of my hard-on. Dat made him hardeh. GEE danks.It became hard not t' wank each odeh, so webuh wankid each odeh. GEE danks.Wankigg lid to gord-gibigg. And gord gettigg. And more wankigg. Dat, uh, ladies 'n gentlemen, is my fayree tale.Pig Latin version:In reply to:Ellway, enwhay Iyay asway 14, Iyay asway inyay edbay atyay ymay 13-year-olday ousin'scay, ayingstay overnightyay. Ehay amecay inyay ishay oxersbay asyay ehay atsay ithway emay, ubbingray imselfhay. Iyay etendedpray otnay oticenay, ichwhay ausedcay ishay embermay otay ecomebay umescenttay. Ehay asway ortingspay oodway. Eway enthay artedstay oxingbay, ichwhay ademay emay ardhay. Iyay ulledpay offyay ymay eetshay. Olay andyay eholdbay, Iyay asway indeedyay ardhay. Ityay asway ayay eritablevay odray ofyay ungstentay arbidecay. Ehay asway ardhay asyay ellway, andyay Iyay awsay atthay ehay asway ardhay. Ishay ardnesshay onlyyay ardenedhay ethay ardnesshay ofyay ymay ard-onhay. Atthay ademay imhay arderhay. Ityay ecamebay ardhay otnay otay ankway eachyay otheryay, osay eway ankedway eachyay otheryay. Ankingway edlay otay ead-givinghay. Andyay eadhay ettinggay. Andyay oremay ankingway. Atthay, adieslay andyay entlemengay, isyay ymay orystay.Hacker (hckr) version:In reply to:well, wh3n 1 w4s 14, i sas in bed at my 13-yeear-Old cousin's, staying overnightt... he came in his boxers as he sat w1th me, rubbnig himselF!!!!!!!!!!!1 i pretende not n0tiec, which caauzf his memebr to beoc//\e TumEscent... he ewas sporting wood. we then started boximfg, which Made me hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~ ip ulled off my sheet.. lo and behold, i w4 sindeed h4rd IT WAS A VARiTABLE ORD OF TUNGSTEN CAARBDE.. he waz hard as welll, nd ii saw that he was hard!!!!! his ahrdnesz only ahrdf3ned teh ahjrdn3s 0f my hjard-0n!!!!!!!!1~~ TJEEI RI A RATIO DONT R1PE MER OFF BCEAUZ u R LAME THAT MADEH IM aHRDER!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~ olollo!!!!!!!!!~~~ it beC4me harfd not to wamk each otEhrt, s0 we wsan3d aech 0ther~~~~ wanki||g l3d to head-giving. and HeAd getting and mroe wanki||g that, ladeiz and gentE//\en, si my storyThanks to Samuel Stoddard and his Dialectizer.

I thought that spelling was first taught in kindergarten and etc. What's happening to the world?? My little brother knows how to spell miscellaneous and he's only 8. Cousins was spelled "cosins"... I hope that was a typo.

Oh dear god that was hillarious i couldnt stop laughing

Jeez. You guys are horrible. Not everyone is good at typing. I sucked for a long time, and im better now. Of course, there's always the occasional typo, but everyone makes typos.And spell checkers dont work at all. I once tried to use one for a science project, and it said "neutron" was spelled wrong, and gave me "nerd" as the ONLY possible choice to change it into.So yeah. Like he said though, keep to the subject. And no. I have never had sex with a relative before. Nuclear family, or extended. But my sister and I sometimes masturbate together, and we look at porn on the internet together. But thats about it. We dont have sex.

do llamas count?

Terriby sorry, good sir. Never again shall I critic those who have an unfortunate time on their spelling ethics. Good day.I should speak like that from now on. About your problem, how old is your sister? If you feel it's ok to masturbate and look at pornography together then that's your choice. But in case she is of a young age, I would suggest you don't corrupt her mind... if it isn't already.

Are you talking to me? And if you are, reffering to what problem? The problem that I posted in a different topic?If you are talking to me, then ill tell you that my sister is a twin. So we do EVERYTHING together anyways.

Your wedding night will be very interesting (or if you have sex before then)

Ok I see, that's kind of ew. But um you got to love those close sibling relationships.

lol. ew or not. were twins. I dont know which kind. were not the one that look alike. I think were fraternal?? I fogot. I used to know. lol