Hello! I am Blackman88, or, you can call me Tyrone. I am a 17 year young man from Baltimore. I have been masturbating since I was 13. I masturbate once in the morning and once at night. It has been an everyday routine for about 5 years straight. I have never been caught or anything. But lately, I have been enjoying sticking cucumbers in my anus. I mean, I have been sticking stuff in my anus since I was about 15-16 ( toothbrushes, pencils, pens, my finger, etc....).. But lately I have been doing these huge cucumbers my mother buys, and after I am done, I give them back and I almost cry seeing my father eating them. Well, i just want to know if this is normal for an 17 year old? Thanks guys. Btw I am bi.
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Cucumbers
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That's really disgusting that you just put the cucumbers back and let your family eat them..
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He sounds like a troll
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i think it sounds hot mayb we could put one end in my ass the other in yours and make a saled afterwards
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Omg this guy is a freak!!
And what is a troll? Is it like someone who lies about their problems?
And yeah, but what am I going to tell my parents? The cucumbers disappeared? And I do not want to stop this, it is way too fun. -
If your family doesnt have heppititis shots you chould be spreading it to them and various other bacterial diseases. If this is true, find a better way to masturbate. Once that doesnt affect your whole family.
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If you can drive, you should drive to the store and get some cucumbers yourself. Then you wouldn't have to worry about putting back the cucumbers. You could also decide on some other things to get.
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And yeah, but what am I going to tell my parents? The cucumbers disappeared? What are you going to tell them when everyone gets sick from the diseases you're harboring in your ass? (Not that any of this is believeable. It's not just the cucumber that's full of crap.)
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That is kinda sick...but I will admitt I was laughing my ass off. I could just imagine you doing your business secretively and then trying to wash off the cumcumber quick and sneak it back into the fridge without anyone noticing hahahahaha I hope you at least used bleach and amonia and rinshed it off good lol But really stepping back to reality thats pretty sick that youd do that to your folks. I mean as an alternative couldnt you use like a bananna or something. I mean that way you could say you ate it, unless of course your doing it every day and then a whole bunch of bananna are missing out of the blue. But damn cucumbers and bananna isnt that crap painful!!! OUCH! I thought a marker was tuff last time I stuffed something up my butt. Oh thats another thing they make anal sex toys....why not just buy one of them?
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if i found out my kid was doing that to the vegetables that i was eating, i'd have a serious talk with them, only have diced up vegies in the house, then i'd slap you
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that's fuckin nasty dude. If u like cucumbers fine, but keep only one to masturbate, and don't return it to the table
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You know, there's nothing freaky about you stimulating your anus and rectum while masturbating, as it is a erogen zone, but please clean up after yourself afterwards. Colio bacteria should be respected as they can give rashes and stomach problems. So for the love of reason, throw the cucumbers out afterwards, dont feed them to your family. If you dont wanna explain the missing cucumbers, then buy your own! Also, for the respect of others property, do that. At the least, clean the cucumbers afterwards.