Ive been trying to spice up my masturbateing, im getting bored of jsut the normal up and down rutine any sudgestions?
Need some advice
Its time for a girlfriend...hate to break it to you. Youve reached that point in your life where masturbation just doesnt quite do it anymore. With that know you have two options:
A) Find yourself a woman
B) Go crazy like my virgin ass has.
The choice is yours, if I wasnt so religious Id say go with option (A) if you find someone special that you are ready to lose it with, cause if you go the (B)oring route...well yea you better have good reason to put yourself through that kind of stress...I know I ask everyday why I sure in the hell picked the B route...but awww well thats the path I chose. Hopefully theres like something in the Catoholic faith about getting 77 virgins in the afterlife which is untold and hidden just like in the Muslim faith. I doubt it though :scream\_cat:
>>>>>"you have two options:"Actually there are three choices if you don't count the family pet or the llama...lol>>"A) Find yourself a woman>>or >>B) Go crazy like my virgin ass has."orC) Find yourself a man
There is no punishment. There is no reward. There are only consequences.
Dude, I was born, baptized and raised Catholic. I went to a parochial school for 12 years. There's nothing in the catholic faith that says you can't have a girlfriend. The catholic faith just is against premarital sex and sex after you get married to a good little catholic girl, can not include any birth control.I seriously believe that the church needs to update some if it’s beliefs to reflect modern times.But the way I look at it is simple….I have a clear conscious and can sleep at night as long as I embrace my faith, my own personal way and as long as I try to be a good person and I make sure to use logical sense when it come to having safe sex.. I feel I’ll still be able to get thru the gates of heaven….Supporters of the true catholic religion and its followers can be so hypocritical at times when they preach “Do what I say and not what I do. That is what confessional if for” Don’t hold yourself back. Get out there and experience life. God intended it that way.These are my beliefs, so back off bible thumpers! I don’t want to hear it.
I agree about the Catholic faith needing to update it's faith some. My cousin is Catholic and like you said they don't believe in birth control. Well he and his wife had 9 kids for the first 9 years they were married (Surprisingly she stayed thin after all those children lol). Well after her 9th child the doctor told her she needed to stop because she was actually doing damage to her body because it was constantly stretching and retracting. So they waited two years and than they had two more children, one right after the other. Seriously kind of makes me wonder if they just didn't have sex for two years or really planned out with her cycles on when it's harder for her to become pregnant.I understand my cousin is very dedicated to his faith, but I think it's pretty rediculous. They have 11 children (9 boys and 2 girls! Talk about a crazy house hold!!) already and I wouldn't be surprised this christmas if they don't announce she is pregnant again.
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