Im a single woman living in a big house so i have a handyman come round once a week to help out,hes a nice guy really about 25,one day last week he over was fixing some chairs i had to pop out for a wile to do some shopping and when i got home i could not hear him so i called for him and no reply,so i went upstairs found him in my bedroom with all my clothes on,he was wearing a white blouse and tan short skirt and very shiny tan tights on too,i was shocked for a moment then i just started to laugh what are you doing i ask him he was very red and said he just wanted to see how it felt,i found this very exciting and i want to know has this happed to any other women out there be nice to hear similar storys and what you think? gr sally... [image]http://[/image]
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I caught the handyman in my clothes
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oh now that was a lame troll, mostly they toss in a little "and then we had sex later"
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i thought this was a post about someone getting their weiner stuck in their trousers. what a disappointment
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ROFL!
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**did HE get back ache when he came? hmm now theres a question, oh and another, do you have a bridge???? ** :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
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LOL why would you think it was about that and bye the way as a guy that hurts like hell
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After one has had sex, one is able to punctuate. With increased sexual experience, the ability to spell evolves, followed by facility with syntax and grammar. Ipso facto, you are a virgin, and your story must be false.
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caught the handyman in my clothes"I caught an elephant in my pajamas. What he was doing in my pajamas, I'll never know." -- Groucho Marx (as Captain Spalding, while holding an elephant gun)
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Java Addict, you're inability to troll is so stupid, that I literally hope you die of lung cancer, no pun intended. Enjoy your suffering death.
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HEY, java isn't a troll, unlike some people on here who do get REALLY annoying..............you have shown yourself to be SUCH a nice person with your death threat, do you have a fucking bridge too asshole?
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Fucking hell! Some people on this board!When someone posts anything out of the ordinary they get called a troll. Yeah, it's obvious when some people post bullshit - but who can tell for sure if this isn't true? Exactly, you can't. What sheltered lives you must lead if you havent experienced anything this strange, or don't believe it's possible.
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Hey Jay18........Back down dude….If you came home and found someone in your room trying on your clothes, would you just stand there and laugh, or would you feel violated and also wonder if he had searched and taken any valuables from your home or room or other part of the house?Personally, If I had found a handyman or anyone like that inside my house going thru my things when I wasn’t home … I would call the authorities and have him arrested But first, I think I would have him remove all of my clothes he was wearing to make it more Memorable for him when the cops came. I think cops love arresting naked people and perverts!
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I agree people are very easy to call people Trolls, but on this I agree it was probably just a troll. I always find a good way to determine someone is a troll is when they never come back to defend themselves.
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I would feel the same as you Roc. But what's not to say that some people would find it funny? I'm sure there are people in this world, who would look at it in a light-hearted manner and laugh. It's not 100% unlikely.
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Okay.. I see what you mean... I think your right too.
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who can tell for sure if this isn't true?I assume you're making a rhetorical point. But if you're not, I just don't see a white blouse going with a tan skirt. Maybe it's just me.> be nice to hear similar storysIt might be nice to hear an entertaibing story in the Community Forum, but this one wasn't very funny. I found the lack of puctuation to be a great distraction. I understand that characters can't be developed fully in a hundred-word story, but surely, a deeper probing of characters' emotional states was in order.It didn't pass the credibility or entertainment test. Just my opinion, so it can't be wrong.
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Very true on your opinion. I also agree it was not funny, nor entertaining. I wish if trolls are going to post they make up some wild dramatic story that would atleast be fun to read!Also the fact she only has one post.. kind of another hint to troll.
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I live under a bridge, and am a bit depressed at the moment, cos the goats are on their holidays, somewhere in asia i think........anyhow, one day i came home and found this guy trying on my dungarees and funky furry horn covers...........or course i 'should' have been annoyed, i mean not only had he broken into my lair, but he had been touching my intimate things, like my spandex leotard, and wonerwoman costume, and NO one but me touches that............anyway, i stood for a minute thinking how much better i looked in my clothes than this scrawny human man thing, and then i noticed that bits of him were sticking out, one was his nose, but the other was something totally different, and upon further inspection, which included chaining him up in my dungeon and gagging him to stop the god-awful noise, i noticed is was a lot smaller than i thought, which of course i told him, he wasn't pleased...........I then shaved all the hair off him, and laughed, a lot, when i had pulled myself together i decided to see if i could get one of my cucumbers up his ass, i did, eventually........and i am not sure the tears running down his face were of joy or something else entirley..............where was i going with this..................erm......................anyway, i heard someone trip-trapping over my bridge and went to investigate, when i got back he had kinda passed out i think.........hes still in there come to think of it.................erm, I'll be right back........................
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Now thats entertainment! :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:
I give it four out of five smilies...Laugh'in my ass off Babe
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I do a lot of creative writing, but that is no where near anything good, but im bored can you tell sigh
