Our President is REALLY uneducated

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I found this on a site and thought it was hillarious, this isnt meant to turn into a pro/anti bush debate 7 PAGES of stupid quotes by him"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?" George W Bush, Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000"I don't feel like I've got all that much too important to say on the kind of big national issues." George W Bush, 20/20 ABC, 15th September 2000"The important question is, How many hands have I shaked?" George W Bush, New York Times, 23rd October, 1999"The fact that (Gore) relies on facts - says things that are not factual - are going to undermine his campaign." George W Bush, New York Times 4th March 2000"If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign." George W Bush, Hilton Head, South Carolina, 16th February 2000"I didn't -- I swear I didn't -- get into politics to feather my nest or feather my friends' nests." Bush Jr., in the Houston Chronicle[Bush forgets to take the lens cap off his binoculars]"I'm a uniter not a divider. That means when it comes time to sew up your chest cavity, we use stitches as opposed to opening it up." Bush, on David Letterman (who had just had open heart surgery), March 2, 2000. (the audience booed)"There ought to be limits to freedom. We're aware of this [web] site, and this guy is just a garbage man, that's all he is." George Jr., discussing a web site that parodies him"It's not the governor's role to decide who goes to heaven. I believe that God decides who goes to heaven, not George W. Bush." George W. Bush, in the Houston Chronicle."It's your money. You paid for it." George W Bush, LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000"They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it's some kind of federal program." George W Bush, during a debate in St. Charles, Mo., Nov. 2, 2000[Bush irritated that space alien is backing him]"Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods." George W Bush, Austin, Texas, Dec. 20, 2000"I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question."George W Bush, Reynoldsburg, Ohio, Oct. 4, 2000"It's important for us to explain to our nation that life is important. It's not only life of babies, but it's life of children living in, you know, the dark dungeons of the Internet." George W Bush, Arlington Heights, Ill., Oct. 24, 2000"The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case." George W Bush, Pella, Iowa, as quoted by the San Antonio Express-News, Jan. 30, 2000"I understand small business growth. I was one." George W Bush, New York Daily News, Feb. 19, 2000"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it." George W Bush, Reuters, May 5, 2000[Bush turkey gobble]"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." George W Bush, Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." George W Bush, Greater Nashua, N.H., Chamber of Commerce, Jan. 27, 2000"They misunderestimated me." George W Bush, Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000"The California crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants." George W Bush in an interview with the New York Times, Jan. 14, 2001"Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is going to be an assignment." George W Bush in an interview with the New York Times, Jan. 14, 2001"Then I went for a run with the other dog and just walked. And I started thinking about a lot of things. I was able to-I can't remember what it was. Oh, the inaugural speech, started thinking through that." George W Bush, Pre-inaugural interview with U.S. News & World Report, Jan. 22, 2001 issue[I'm gonna kill you]"I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself, but for predecessors as well." George W Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2001"I've coined new words, like, misunderstanding and Hispanically." George W Bush, Radio-Television Correspondents Association dinner, Washington, D.C., March 29, 2001"It's very important for folks to understand that when there's more trade, there's more commerce." George W Bush, Quebec City, Canada, April 21, 2001"We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease." George W Bush, after meeting with the leaders of the European Union, Gothenburg, Sweden, June 14, 2001"One of the interesting initiatives we've taken in Washington, D.C., is we've got these vampire-busting devices. A vampire is a-a cell deal you can plug in the wall to charge your cell phone." George W Bush, Denver, CO. Aug. 14, 2001[Chimpanzee]"It's no exaggeration to say the undecideds could go one way or another."At a campaign rally in Troy, New York, 21st October 1988"I don't want to get, you know, here we are close to the election - sounding a knell of overconfidence that I don't feel." George W Bush, on TV with David Frost, Election Day, 6th November 1988"All I was doing was appealing for an endorsement, not suggesting you endorse it." George W Bush, at a meeting of the National Governers Association, 3rd February 1992"Please just don't look at part of the glass, the part that is only less than half full." George W Bush on the outcome of the previous day's gubernatorial elections, 6th November 1991"I will never apologise for the United States of America - I don't care what the facts are." George W Bush at a press conference introducing the Coalition of American Nationalities, 2nd August 1988"Boy, they were big on crematoriums, weren't they?" George W Bush, after touring the Auschwitz death camp, Chicago Sun-Times, 29th January 1992"There are some great admonitions in the Bible, talking about, you know, don't try to take the speck out of your neighbour's eye when you've got a log in your own. I'm mindful of that." George W Bush, Sam Howe Verhovek, New York Times Magazine, 13th September 1998[Bush holds up his hand for a change]Bush: "I talked to my little brother, Jeb - I haven't told this to many people. But he's the governor of - I shouldn't call him my little brother - my brother, Jeb, the great Governor of Texas."Jim Lehrer: "Florida."Bush: "Florida. The state of the Florida."News Hour With Jim Lehrer, PBS, 27th April 2000"Desert Storm. We sold a lot of tickets." George W Bush joking about the commercial advantages of being George Bush's son, and part owner of a baseball stadium, Larry King Live, CNN, 16th August 1992"You're all going to hell." George W Bush joking about what he would say to Israeli Jews upon arriving in the Middle East in 1993, Austin-American Statesman, 1st December 1998Question: "When you're not talking about politics, what do you and your father talk about?"Bush: "Pussy."To David Fink of the Hartford Courant, at the 1988 Republican Convention, Salon, 9th April 2000[Bush spitting on the poor from his car]"Please...don't kill me!" George W Bush mocking what Karla Faye Tucker said when asked, just before her execution, 'What would you say to Governor Bush?' Talk, September 1999"If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." George W Bush, CNN, 18th December 2000"Reading is the basics for all learning." George W Bush, 'All Things Considered', National Public Radio, 28th March 2000"It is clear our nation is reliant upon big foreign oil. More and more of our imports come from overseas." George W Bush, Beaverton, Oregon, 25th September 2000"There is a lot of speculation and I guess there is going to continue to be a lot of speculation until the speculation ends." George W Bush, on whether he'll run for President, Austin-American Statesman, 18th October 1998"I don't care what the polls say. I don't. I'm doing what I think what's wrong." George W Bush, New York Times, 15th March 2000[Bush tries to eat human food]"Well, I think if you say you're going to do something and don't do it, that's trustworthiness." George W Bush, CNN online chat, 30th August 2000"Laura and I really don't realise how bright our children is sometimes until we get an objective analysis." George W Bush, Meet the Press, NBC, 15th April 2000"As Governor of Texas, I have set high standards for our public schools, and I have met those standards." George W Bush, CNN online chat, 30th August 2000"After all, religion has been around a lot longer than Darwinism." George, September 2000"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test." George W Bush, Townsend, Tennessee, 21st February 2001"When it comes to the overall story, the long-term view of the campaign, it's so important for the campaign to set the long-term view." George W Bush, Brill's Content online, September 2000"Will the highways on the internet become more few?" George W Bush, Concord, New Hampshire, 29th January 2000"Put the "off" button on." George W Bush, Associated Press, 14th February 2000"This is an impressive crowd, the haves and the have-mores. Some people call you the elite. I call you my base." George W Bush, Al Smith Memorial Dinner in New York, 19th October 2000"When I was coming up, it was a dangerous world, and you knew exactly who they were. It was us vs them, and it was clear who them was. Today, we are not so sure who they are, but we know they're there." George W. Bush, 21 Jan 2000 [Bush staring at cleavage]"First, let me make it very clear, poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill." George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 19, 2003"These people don't have tanks. They don't have ships. They hide in caves. They send suiciders out." George W. Bush, speaking about terrorists, Portsmouth, N.H., Nov. 1, 2002"People say, how can I help on this war against terror? How can I fight evil? You can do so by mentoring a child; by going into a shut-in's house and say I love you." George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Sept. 19, 2002"See, we love, we love freedom. That's what they didn't understand. They hate things; we love things. They act out of hatred; we don't seek revenge, we seek justice out of love." George W. Bush, Oklahoma City, Aug. 29, 2002"There's only one person who hugs the mothers and the widows, the wives and the kids upon the death of their loved one. Others hug but having committed the troops, I've got an additional responsibility to hug and that's me and I know what it's like." George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Dec. 11, 2002"I think war is a dangerous place." George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 7, 2003"The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to terrorize himself." George W. Bush, Grand Rapids, Mich., Jan. 29, 2003 [Injured by a pretzel?]"The Ambassador and the General were briefing me on the....the vast majority of Iraqis want to live in a peaceful, free world. And we will find these people and we will bring them to justice." George W.Bush, 28th October, 2003"The world is more peaceful and more free under my leadership." George W Bush, White House, Oct. 28, 2003"The will of the United States can be shaken by suiciders.... and suiciders who are willing to drive up to a Red Cross center, a center of international help and aid and comfort, and just kill.... The strategy remains the same. The tactics to respond to more suiciders driving cars will alter on the ground." George W Bush, White House, Oct. 28, 2003 [I get scared sometimes]"There's a lot of things that there's misconceptions. Evidently it's a misconceptions that Americans believe that Muslims are terrorists." George W Bush, Aboard Air Force One, en route to Australia, Oct. 22, 2003"Just remember it's the birds that's supposed to suffer, not the hunter." George W. Bush, advising quail hunter Pete Domenici, Roswell, New Mexico, Jan. 22, 2004 [Bush throws like a little girl]"See, one of the interesting things in the Oval Office - I love to bring people into the Oval Office - right around the corner from here - and say, this is where I office, but I want you to know the office is always bigger than the person." George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2004"In my judgment, when the United States says there will be serious consequences, and if there isn't serious consequences, it creates adverse consequences." George W. Bush, Meet the Press, Feb. 8, 2004"More Muslims have died at the hands of killers than -- I say more Muslims -- a lot of Muslims have died -- I don't know the exact count -- at Istanbul. Look at these different places around the world where there's been tremendous death and destruction because killers kill." George W Bush, Washington, D.C., Feb. 18, 2004"Saddam Hussein said, I'm not going to expose my weapons, I'm not going to get rid of my -- I'm not going to allow inspectors in, he said. But this is the same man who had used them. So I had to make a decision -- do I trust the word of madman, or do I remember the lessons of September the 11th?" George W Bush, Louisville, Kentucky, Feb. 26, 2004"I want to remind you right quick what this country has been through, and the challenges this economy had faced over the last three years. First, we went through a recession. That means we were going backwards." George W Bush, Bakersfield, California, Mar. 4, 2004"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful - and so are we, they never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people - and neither do we." George W Bush at a Pentagon meeting, August 2004

Yeah, I've seen all those on a poster. Fucking hilarious! The last one gets me every time.

LOL! I remember when he said that. I was watching that live and I about died laughing. Sometimes I wonder how he made it this far in the world.

Omg i wonder how a morron like him even got elected, hell how he passed middle school. I was reading these scared and dying of laughter at the same time

i bet some one could write 7 pages of stupid quotes from YOU. bill clinton cheats on his wife you say he's human, but when bush slips up you call him dumb

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bill clinton cheats on his wife you say he's human, but when bush slips up you call him dumb

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no offense but that's a stupid qoute right there. Not that GWB is dumb but some of the things he says are just so... wrong.

oh shut up!

how old are you again? right.

im 16 and your 14. RIGHT!

Fuck you ass hole in entitled to my opinion and as a president of america you'd think he would be more proffesional and smarted then a 13 year old.

exactly. But if we are to listen to the way your responding and the way I'm responding... your making yourself sound pretty stupid right about now. Not to be rude. But the very fact that you commented Java like that shows you aren't really thinking. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: No need to yell either.

Pres. Clinton's personal affairs affected he and his family. When Dubya says something, remarkably incoherent or borderline idiotic, it reflects on the USA because we elected him, and we did it twice.

that or there was a 'florida' pulled that we didnt know about. And, Kerry won the popular majority vote. damned those stupid electorals

Wow, you are actually 16? I thought you were a little bit younger than that. Did you just turn 16? Whatever. I don't think the "Seniority Rules" applies here. I mean, I've never seen any one of the adults tell me that my opinion is less than theirs, just because I'm younger than them.

'florida'Don't blame me!Anyone remember Bush Sr.'s V.P., Dan Quayle? He said even stupider stuff.W. is now melting down because his brain, Karl Rove, is indisposed. He's about to get indicted....Washington Post: For President Under Duress, Body Language Speaks VolumesThat freakin' idoit melts down when he's not drilled and scripted. There must've been 100 million people who were eleigible to be President of the U.S., and that is the best we could do? _______________________________________________GODZ> i bet some one could write 7 pages of stupid quotes from YOU.Who cares? She's not president. You'd think the person who has the most important job in the country would be held to a higher standard than an Internet forum poster.> bill clinton cheats on his wife you say he's humanI'd say he has a shortcoming in his ability to maintain a monogamous relationship. Maybe he's immoral. But he didn't lead us into a pointless war, he was able to control government spending, and he, more or less, balanced the budget.> but when bush slips up you call him dumb That's because he is dumb. He knows so little about his job, about managing, about world affairs. He was a serial failed manager in private enterprise. His claim to fame was that he could keep the "homeland" safe. That was obviously an illusion. He's nothing but a scarecrow, stuffed with straw.

In reply to: GODZ> i bet some one could write 7 pages of stupid quotes from YOU.Who cares? She's not president. You'd think the person who has the most important job in the country would be held to a higher standard than an Internet forum poster. Exactly, I know i mispell, screw up, and sound completely idiotic sometimes. but, Am i running the country?

...but, Am i running the country?No, Karl Rove ("Bush's brain") was, but now no one is.

Aw, y'all need to take a step back and concider how the rest of the world views America. Or, if you're GW, fuck what the world thinks and invade someone.I used to try to give bush some credit, after all, he can't be as stupid as he seems and becom president, twice. But then, his words and actions prove me wrong.

i try to stand up for my opinions. Then the dirty liberals come crying Christmas.

dirty liberalsYou're doing a fantastic job of standing up for your opinions. They all seem to be justified by the fact that everyone but you is an asshole.Maybe you should make it a point to better understand why you hold the opinions that you hold. Even a lot of conservatives are walking away from Bush.