I only really noticed the fact that i have a crap like 3 times a night and a couple of times in between.I don't know what im asking really but when im shitting up to 5 times a day and im a skinny fooker prehaps that shit would be better as fat as opposed to presents for the third world.
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I Shit alot
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So... does this make you a shit head? lol j/k
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Well you can't say im full of crap...coz im shitless :S
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LMAO
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Hmm, the question is whether the stuff you produce is normal or not. There are some people who can't metabolize fat and excrete it in the faeces. Their faeces float in water, but that's not a sure sign because pockets of gas (very normal) can cause floating faeces too. However, you can tell the difference by putting the faeces in a jar, half-filled with water, that you can pressurise. Pressure makes gas pockets contract, so if it's just gas you can make the faeces sink or float by changing the pressure, like Cartesian divers. (Pause here while I have an image of Diver.)Fatty faeces stay floating under this treatment. I'm not sure whether it's something you can do at home.
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mine are sinkers I could take a pic if you want to see
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Er, no thanks.
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You say that then u PM me for the pic! You want it for your personal collection or summit
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Huh? I didn't PM you.
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how do you eat while you're shitting,thats really odd.doesnt all your food take on a tinge of a pooh scent?
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haha .ok cool.thats funny though.to me anyway .i guess my religion says no food in the shitter so yeah.i love having a cigarette on the toilet,it's great .
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Ineligable - i was joking I'll be honest that i do enjoy sitting on the toilet, its frighteningly comfy and i have been known to sit on it for hours just reading the longest shit time i've had would prolly be 10-20 mins when i'm having 'square ones', y'know ones that feel like your giving birth to a great dane or summit.