Let me make a couple things clear. First, I have a 10 inch penis and an IQ of 260.You don’t believe me? Well, it just so happens that Ubermensch with gargantuan members like to lurk about web fora. No, I am not alone. You’ll read about many of my amazing brethren on just about every forum on the web. We like to post our incredible feats, so you’ll have no difficulty recognizing us. Although we are often only 12-16 years old, we are immensely sexually skilled, capable of bench pressing 350 pounds 20 times, and the authors of numerous treatises on every subject you can imagine. Are you impressed yet? Is my penis too small? Don’t you like me? Do you think my post sounds smart? Am I good looking (I look exactly like Brad Pitt)? Why do I not have more stars and administrator status sob? (witness the writings of a very bored man who doesn't want to study)
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You should know how awesome I am
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Your not allowed to have an oppinion on this board don't you know? If it was an accurate representation of relivance i'd have 4 stars at least.10inches? peewee. 350pounds? weakling.
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huh??? confused Are you impressed yet? NoIs my penis too small? i don't careDon’t you like me? i have nothing aginst no one..well on this bored anyway Do you think my post sounds smart?NO! personaly i think it was dumbAm I good looking (I look exactly like Brad Pitt)? LMAO! so i don't care.Why do I not have more stars and administrator status sob? ummmmm stars?
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They don't like my sarcastic drivel? Have I tarnished my online reputation? Sacre bleu!I'm just bored and messin' around... take it to mean whatever you please, and let this thread pass into the dustbin of forgotten threads if you don't like my sillines
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In that case, I'll continue writing on this thread to waste as much of my own time as possible. I have exams in two weeks, and everyone else is busting their asses in the library. Blah... this has been a boring semester... I must resist joining the masses in their study obsessed ways.
If someone wants to hijack my thread with something fun, I could use some jokes or whatever the hell y'all think would be amusing.
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Beat me up, eh? Nah, I'd dick slap you with my 15 inch dong.
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wow, it grew 5 inches in the space of an hour? damn, you need to move to egypt with our friend pittsburg. You'd be the long pricked duo!
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Did I say 15, I meant 20 or 25 btw, who is this legendary Pittsburgh that always comes up?
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I have some cutco knives- would you like a trim???Just call me Amy Bobbitt
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Please... it's starting to get out of control.
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got one word for you "dilligaf"