Drunkest you've ever gotten

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you see, right now i just got back from drinking. A lot. (and no, i dont want a lecture on under aged drinking, if you only knew the past few days you'd buy me a round) and I'm totally smashed. if it wasn't for the spell checker on opera you wouldn't be able to understand me, now. What is the drunkest you've ever gotten?

Not exceptionally drunk, but the most I've ever gotten is to the point where karaoke didn't need music and I somehow found my way onto the roof of someone's house. But I only started drinking a few weeks ago, so...Just imagine you're European, then technically its not underage drinking. Like me, I'm 18 so everything is legal!

About to get really drunk right now, I'm lonely so I'm chugging Dewars out of the bottle. I plan on getting really fucked up now till I don't know what happened. Drinking alone is fun.

Isnt it? i think its great. Long island iced teas all around.

Yeah hell yeah, I have no one to tell me what an idiot i was acting like tomorrow, only me and i know.

hopefully i wont remember, thats the plan right now

I got drunk... off of syrup... I'm addicted to syrup. Don't think that counts though NEVER ask me to make you pancakes. EVER! unless you like burnt dough drowned in syrup. mmm appetizing

hell yeah i love robotrippin, chuggin that shit and stumblina round

Oh Brother.......I'll keep my thoughts to myself......Just be safe!

Hmmm... well seeing as I'm a horrible drinker and it doesn't take me much to get really drunk ( after about six beers and a few shots of vodka and tequila, I'm a goner). I normally remember what I do when I drink, but there was one time I completely blacked out, can't remember a damn thing I did (although everyone took a lot of delight in telling me exactly how much of a fool I made of myself). I just remember everything getting really blurry and all of a sudden I'm waking up with my jeans on fire because I was sleeping with my foot next to a heater. Good times :smirk:

im not driving, i couldnt reach the doorif i tried

COOL LETS TAKE SHOTS TOGETHER OVER THE INTERWENB ITLL BE FUN

^Woo hoo!

WE CAN PLAY DRINKING GAMES LIKE ALL TE COOL KIDS ARE DOING BUT WE'LL PLAY ONLINE BECAUSE WERE ALL LOSERS. YOU CAN BE MY BEST FRIEND

i resent being a loser! it is not my fault. i blame... i blame the presidant for not lowering the drinking age so i can go to a bar to get wasted

Internet Strip Poker!!

I just d0nt have anye driends so i dri k alone

Ill play thaaaaaat!

okay ill drink 2 tnat

OK, anyone have any threes?