Drunkest you've ever gotten

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Go fish!

Lol, wow no comment.

Shit how bout we play the game where soeone says some kinda fucked up scenario, like if yuou ever fucked a dudes wife orsomething, if you did then you drin,k.

Okay, so if you ever passed a red light on purpose. DRINK, i drink

any time i do that a cop is right around the cornerup to 3 bottles of vodka i hold my liquor well for a short skinny girl. rotflmao

I don't drive, but I've crossed a road when the red guy was lit. Does that count? Jiggidy jiggidy.

IF YOU EVER TOUCHED A GUYS ASS, BY ACCIENT AND IT WAS REALLY AKWARD DRINK

any time i ever did that it was on purpose grabs bobs butt

scothc is fukcin hasrh!

Oh my!! My ass feels so... dirrty!!! And yes, I've done it. On purpose.

OKAY EVERYONE DO A SHOT AS SOON AS YOU READ THIS, IF YOU DONT YOUT A BICH SO DRIINK AND REALY DO IT CASUE I MA

It took me a few seconds to realise my glass was empty... it hurts to know stuff.

Cig breakl

its giggidy giggidy

This is no time for spelling errors!!! Now get drunk and compliment Java's arse.

i olve scotc h ctothcy scoth scotch here it goes donw in m y bnelly

Me too, they are so damn cute. There is something just really sexy about small girls. Can't put my finger on it, I can put my finger in it though...

Has Java passed out?

alright everyone give me your keys, im drivin you drunkards home!

TAKE ANIOTHER SHOT U ALL

i a, hom e, alon,e thatd whehy im drinknin