Create a story

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Ok, here is a game I used to play with my girlfriends in class when we were bored. Rules:1. One person starts a sentence.(That would be me since I'm starting this) 2. You can only input one sentence per post. 3. Keep the sentence no more than 2 or 3 lines.4. Let's see what kind of story we can all imput together to make up. Example: (1st post) I went to the mall and bumped into this guy. (2nd post-from someone different)He looked up at me and said "Are you Ok?" etc... and so on and so on. You can repost again. But keep it to one sentence and try to keep it under 3 lines. Let's all have fun with this and be CREATIVE!!!

It was a hot sunny day with the sun roasting my body as I layed out on the beach.

Just so each post doesn't get longer and longer, you don't have to copy the previous sentence. It would be too big doing it that way.

Hmmm? The people would have to copy and paste the above post. That may work. What do you think is better?

When suddenly the lifeguards got distracted by people discussing how to post stories on line.

It was a hot sunny day with the sun roasting my body as I layed out on the beach. The lifeguards were nearby working on a sharkbite victim. When suddenly the lifeguards got distracted by people discussing how to post stories on line. Anyways he concentrated on the sharkbit victim and checked out the huge bite mark around his waste.

I had been so distracted by my first visit to a swinging nude beach that I hadn't noticed the signs warning of sharks.

While his partner, seemingly, undazed by the blood and gore before him, wandered off towards the to strangers now arguing intently, with flailing genitals, on how to post stories to the internet,.

A well endowed passer by commented on a strange sense of dejavu relating to something he's just read on line that morning

As the sharkbit person layed there helplessly bleeding all over wondering who's going to help me?

The lifeguards leap into action by forming a shark bite committee and prepare to vote on the positions of chairman, secretary and treasurer.

It was announced that Billy the lifeguard won the chairman position and Tina (the one with the big boobs) won the secretary position and Frank (with the buns of steel)won the treasurer position.

They then got down to the business of drafting a contitution, while assuring the victim that correct pollitical procedure will be an assett in the long run.

The drafting of the costitution quickly ran in difficulties, as this is a nude beach, and no one had anyplace for keeping pens or paper.

They eventually found a pen and while all three of them were drafting up a new constitution, Tina noticed a police officer standing over the shark bitten victim putting on rubber gloves and unzipping his own pants?

as the flying shark came back around for a second snack and, bit off his wiener.

but everyone suddenly realized it wasn't a shark this time, it was a spitting llama

fortunatly, they quickly realised that "spitting" is never a sign of true love and immediately ammended the constitution.

As all three of the board members made amendments to the beach constitution they still couldn’t help notice the police officer standing over the victim laughing hysterically with his pants down as this poor victim who was attacked from the spitting lama shark never received help from anyone.

I found a mouse.