“I found a mouse in the victim’s back pocket” said the policeman, as he held it up showing Billy, Tina and Frank as they stood there naked with shocking looks on their faces.
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Then suddenly, with a shudder, Tina's water broke.
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As Billy and Frank looked over at Tina, as she was shouting “my water broke, my water broke”, Billy was boggled because he never had sex with Tina yet during their relationship, unless she cheated on him with Billy his best friend??
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Billy confused himself by insisting that he was his own best friend and had cheated on and with his own girlfriend.
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Out of no where David Hasselhoff runs by exclaiming, "No, that is my spitting llama shark baby!"
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As David Hasselhoff was running by, Billy looked over at Frank and asked him if he slept with Tina??
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Frank pointed down at his penis and said you know what Billy?, “How can anyone turn this prize down knowing I’m hung like a wild wildebeest?”
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He then removed his face from the polar bear anus and inserted his biscuits into the pretzel.
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The polar bear was mighty pissed off at the fact that he hadn't gotten to enjoy the full experience and promptly turned round and bit off Frank's penis before eating both the biscuits and the pretzel then setting off down the beach to ravish the Hoff!
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The polar bear then charges at Billy, but without warning a UFO descends upon the beach and crushes the polar bear.
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By this time all three of them were exhasted and decided to go to the local bar for a couple of drinks.
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They all get to the bar order drinks and Billy pulls his pants down to show Tina and Frank the injuries he obtained from the mighty polar bear.
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The bartender looked over at Billy with a hideous look on his face and said to Billy, "Looks like you need a Tall one boy, What the hell happened to your penis??"
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Why does everything have to go back to sex with you?
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, asked Billy. Billy was in no mood for the bartender's foolishness. His car had a blown head gasket, his finances were in dissarray, and he was fingering the handle of the small .22 in his pocket.
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and he shot and killed everyone...story over
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LOL
Amanda you rock :grin:
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Amanda was one comma away from being called a rock.
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ok ok... she rocks out loud
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She rocks the Casbah.