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I knew the answer before she typed the question.

Sorry thats right, your God, thus making you omnipotent. Give me a break lol As I was saying back to mine, before I strike you down with my wrath RAWR!Tehn eh asdi "Ejuss, ermmebre em hwne yuo moce toni oury ignkomd."Ejuss aswnsreed mhi, "I eltl oyu hte rttuh, odtay oyu ilwl eb ihwt em ni psirade.

No, that makes me omniscient. Speaking of which...

Then he said, "Jesus, remember me when You come into Your kingdom."

(Is "kingdom" capitalized?)

Jesus answered him, "I tell you the truth, today you will be in paradise"

I ma het noe rute dog. Wob wnod ta ym tefe nad verqui! Snti' ym derecuip volley?

omniscient...you got me there =) Omnipotent is all powerful on the otherhand dumb dumb on my part =)I might be wrong but I dont think kingdom is capitalized, then again I didnt look in the bible when I made reference to that quote. Its at the end of Luke if you wanna check, Id be interested to know.As far as your sentence goes:I ma het noe rute dog. Wob wnod ta ym tefe nad verqui! Snti' ym derecuip volley? I am the one true dog (lol j/k God). Bow down to my feet and quiver! Isnt my [stumped at that one] lovely? What was that one word?

Heres one of my favorites...its a long passage...but its worth the decipher =)
Adn terhe saw raw ni henvea. Iclemha dan sih ganles foghut sinatag het ragdon, dan hte dogran dna ihs ganles foghut cakb. Tub eh daw ton songrt ueohgn, dan eyth lots hiter capel ni henvea. Het rateg radnog saw lurhed wond; htta cianent present lacled het lidve, or Taans, how deals het howel rowld stayar. Eh saw ruledh ot het reath, dna shi ganels whit mih.

And there was war in heaven. Michael and his angles fought against the dragon, and the Dragon and his angles fought back. But he was not strong enough, and they lost their place in heaven. The great dragon was hurled down; that ancient serpent called the devil, or satan, who leads the whole world astray. He was hurled to the earth, and his angels with him. Ok that was a little over 10 words. Good one though!mroeo, mroeo, erhwe orf rta ohut oemor?

romeo romeo where for art thou romeo :PIll list my when I get to work in ahalf hour. Hold the phone.

"she" ?? I have a name, you know waits for purple's sentence

I ma at noe fo het wot bjso I rowk ta hithr won, I peho I ndtn teg hagcut wlieh oklongi ta hits ties, hatt lodwu eb singrasbsmbes! I hitkn ym osbs lodwu ifpl!

"Pedicure". God is metrosexual.

lol I got lost....and Im still lost....that makes not sense from talking about bowing down and quiverat Gods knees to a pedicure. lol

tefe ==> feet. Feet have toes. Toes have nails. Nails get trimmed and painted. If anyone has a good paint job, it would be God.

I poeh yroenvee dha a ceni ilhdoya!

SteveA you gave up on me??

Sorry, I got bored, but I hope you had a nice holiday.

I hope everyone had a nice holiday!I ilek aigcnthw goynu obsy alnpgyi ni edb! -Or if anyone has an Irish translator...Is maith liom ag feachaint buachaili beag ag sugradh sa leaba!

I had a great holiday. Spent it at my Grandmothers house. I hope yours and everyone elses was nice too!

I ilek aigcnthw goynu obsy alnpgyi ni edb!I like watching young boys playing in bed! Bobalicious???(They have to be 18 )I jeyno okglino ta nsem dkena tutbs

I enjoy looking at mens naked butts. G.String.Gal??? (They have to be under 18 )ym lywli si no efri!

You like mens naked butts? LOL :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

ym lywli si no efri!

My willy is on fire!

fi I hwos oyu nime liwl ouy sowh em suyor?