Why is it always after the first couple of dates a man can fart out in the open and he thinks it's acceptable in front of us women, but us females have to hold it in forever??? The minute we let our first fart out, the man get's grossed out and complains??? I think this is double standards ladies!
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!!!Why can men FART but not us woman !!!
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I dunno... I have no issues if a woman wants to fart. Though in general I think you are right. I think most guys stillw ant that proper elegant woman.
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Why? Farting is OK by me. It a sign of a healthy digestive system. You must be hanging out with immature guys.
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Personally I like to tear off a loud hard one right at the beginning, followed by "Well we got that out of the way, what you want to talk about?"after that I know nothing worse is going to go wrong on my first date with a girl. nothing more embarrassing and besides if she stays around, she better get used to it because I fart all the time.Iv been with th same grl now for 2 years.she has yet to fart in front of me atleast when she knows im around. I dont really care if she does or not, its her that goes red and runs away to fart.I wouldnt want her to let em go when Im going down onher but other then that a fart is a fart and I dont care.ohh there is one other thing though, a fart is only funny when i do it, not if its anyone elses!
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That is so funny!!! If you were my first date I would die laughing and I would be embarrassed!! Honestly that has never happened to me on a first date. I remember after dating this one guy after about a month I was lying on my back and he came over, sat on my stomach and made a fart come out! I was totally embarrased!! He laughed and poked fun of me all day. I was so mad that day!
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If you're a woman, can't you let out a muffled fart? Any man who's embarrassed by his farts is not a man.
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Well if ever you shuld get to Salt Lake City, give me a call and Ill come to your hotel and fart for you.
Hows the coffee shop of the hotel work out? I think if we went further then that on date my g/f would get pissy with me but I can meet ya for a cup of java and a fast fart. -
Honestly I never fart in front of my boyfriend! If I feel the urge I'll go to the bathroom. Thank you very much!
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I was embarrassed by my farts when I was in shcool trying to work and slime my way into soe girls panties.
At the drive in working her over and let one slip even when your trying to not too but cant break away to get out of the car and make up na excuse to walk away for a minute.
that ruins any chance of a bj that night in the car.I got over that as I became a man, I m proud, damned proud of my innard stench and noises.
but then, I was a boy, now Im a man.
sorta brings a tear to your eye dont it?
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I once farted on an airplane. It was a real Beavis and Butt-head moment. I don't think the guy next to me was pleased.
My French friends and I still have farting contests. I won't even talk about our peeing contests.
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Myself and a buddy once cleared out the Golden Corral Buffet in Salt lake City. first it was the tables around us and then it was our own table.we didnt shut down the entire eatery, but we did get a 40' X 40' room to leave.I think mostly it was the sounds coming from us not the smell.I feel lucky to be born male and so I know that farts are hysterically funny.
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If I were your girlfriend grvtykllr, I certainly would NOT feed you chili!!!
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She did cut me off, she does the most of our grocery shopping and will no longer buy baked beans or chilli.
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At the Land and Sea in Peabody, MA, where everything is fried, including the clientele, one of my French friends let a noisy one rip. A girl at a table near us said, "What's that?!?", in a perfect Boston accent. But no one left. Not in that place.
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No broccoli or cabbage either. And forget about kim chi. Eggs will enhance the fragrance.The problem is that the foods that give you gas are also the healthiest things to eat.
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Now if I have to fart in public, I make sure it's not loud and I walk away very fast!!!
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dear god no Kim Chi!
I have real issues with jsut smelling thta rotten cabbage shit let alone eating it -
I love kim chi. How could something so simple and strong be so subtle? No two poeple make it the same.Some news story came out recently about the health benefits of eating kim chi. When I eat Korean food, I usually get a second order it.
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I think my farts are cute sounding when they slip out by accident.
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So uhhh, when Im sitting on wooden bleachers at my sons school watching him in a b ball game and roll to the side lift my leg and push out a lung burner and it vibrates the long board that everyone is sitting on its not cute?