!!!Why can men FART but not us woman !!!

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If you can get the players to notice it, then it's a cute one.

well the next practise is Monday and the next game is Tuesday, Ill see if I can work one up to do that between now and then.

Fart away...no problems here...unless they smell bad...in that case dont fart :scream_cat:

after ur married... things change... chicks will fart in ur face till the sun comes up... this chick at school im interested in... haha... every day after she eats lunch... she lets a HUGE burp come out... and we all congradulate her... (burps and farts are almost in the same catagory 2 me) but i have yet to hear a chick fart... my best freind megan might of once but she blamed it on the fire place and we were all like RIGHT so to this day we were like... IT WAS THE FIREPLACE any time we fart

If I fart, and it doesnt stink, can i still call it a fart?

If you're in a forest, and your fart knocks down a tree, it's still a fart, even if it doesn't stink...as long as you see the tree fall.

I'm tired of women bitching when guys fart. Farting around a woman is like listening to a radio permanently stuck on the wailing bitch station: "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FARTED." Yeah it's real hard to believe that guys have the ability to let out air from their colons, call Ripley.Women shriek non-stop about how bad guys stink when they fart, then they act like they fart sunshine and kittens from their assholes when they rip one. Women farts smell like old menNot only is the elusive potpourri poop-chute a myth, a woman's fart is embarrassing whereas a guy's fart is something to behold, like a fine wine you swish in your mouth and spit out to savor the flavors. A real fart is beefy, has a density greater than or equal to the air surrounding it, consists of the unmistakable scent of broccoli, and usually requires wiping afterwards. When a woman farts, it can best be described as "efficient." The sound is a modest toot; a minimalistic, almost innocent sounding release. A true testament to the jumbled bundle of neurons that goes into mapping every woman's brain to her asshole. The efficiency comes from the ratio of reek to weak (how bad her fart smells in proportion to how weak-sounding it was).The farting double-standard is bullshit. Women giggle and put their hand up to their mouths, as if to say "oops! I'm cute!" No bitch, you're not cute. Your shit stinks. Either fart loud and deny it, or don't fart at all. Leave the farting to men, at least we know how to get the job done. That was written by me just to let ya know.

On the average, women are much more sensitive to odors than men are. Fart freely and don't bathe, and see how many dates you get.

> That was written by me just to let ya know.

Funny, because most of the things you put up sound like they were written by a brain damaged child. That was a truly amazing effort...of plagiarism.

you got it helmsman. youll find it on the front page sometime soon. > Funny, because most of the things you put up sound like they were written by a brain damaged child. That was a truly amazing effort...of plagiarism.nigga plz

No, serioiusly. Are you from London, kentucky, or some small town in California?

The reason women cant fart is cause they cant keep their mouths shut long enough to build up the pressure. End of story.

No, serioiusly. Are you from London, kentucky, or some small town in California?I like to fly back and fourth to keep in touch with reletives.

Aj53, I'm not saying that I don't let them loose at times, it's my boyfriend that tells me if he ever hears me do it, he'll leave me! He says that jokingly, but I can tell he somewhat means it!

it's my boyfriend that tells me if he ever hears me do it, he'll leave me! He says that jokingly, but I can tell he somewhat means it!You think he might kind of leave you if he hears you fart? You ought to do it and see what happens. If he stays, that would be great, and if he leaves, that would also be great.

If he leaves you because you fart, you would be better off with out him.
Countless articles have been written on farts, EVERYONE farts. Its normal, natural and even healthy. If he is that big of an ass, let loose a big windy one for him in the car. Go ahead give him the test, if he leaves your much better off with out him.

Steve and grvty it sounds like a good plan, but I don't know if I can get myself to just let one go in front of him

get up one morning and have an omlet. throw in some hashbrowns covered in melted cheese. some sausage and bacon and a slice of fried ham.in the afternoon have a granola bar.At dinner have hamburger helper and some baked beans.chase that down with a beer.You wont be able to not let one go.I like to do atleast the dinner part before I goto Christmas sales and malls after thanksgiving as it helps me to get through the crowds.Sometimes Ill eat at Mc Donalds on my way to the mall, that always upsets my stomache an gets bad things rolling to help clear a space in a crowd

LMAO!!

i love a good warm fart blowed in my face. such a turnon

There is a chemical in turkey that makes you sleepy, as well as makes you fart, Im sure today (If the g/f ever gets her make up done) ther is going to be lots of farting where Ill be, by men, women and children.