I keep trying but cant

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every time i try to make my girl squirt she pees on me,i dont put my penis all the wayin. do i surpose to or is it just to big

Are you soem kind of freak that doesnt get turned on by golden-shower?

LMAO

haha... i never thought u could pee in a orgams... doesent realy matter though... who cares if she pees on ya... throw a tarp down and go after it...

troll

falls over laugh

Is he also from Chicago?

this is soooo sad but, yet ssooo funny

oh you guys are so mean. :scream_cat:

Lol if she pees, she's not having an orgasm. Peeing is fun! :grin: I don't see why he's complaining lmao.

Peeing is fun!It beats getting slapped with a flounder any day. But flounder tastes better.

Something tells me that you have experienced both getting hit in the face by a fish, and drinking pee.

Fishbowl water. It's the best of both worlds.A mutton snapper once bit my finger while I was feeding squid to the stingrays. Why do fish find squid so tasty?

I find squid very tasty.

i umm... dont like fish... if a chick smells like fish... ughhhhi like what one guy said... it was something to the idea that pussay goes bad... and u gotz to check it before u go down on a chick... so u run one finger threw... and smell... smellz good its on... smells bad... throw a condom on and go after it!

dang man you sound like a beast or mad carnivore!

wtf are you talking about? lol we weren't even on the subject of putrid vaginas. We were discussing fish, as in fish in the sea.

I going to have a peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich.

i am 19 thank u and i mean she always have to pee

Nelson-esque HaHA!