Got a big problem which has been happening for many years, i could be sitting, not thinking about chicks whatsoever, the slightest movement and all of a sudden i have a massive erection, im talking you could hang a wet towel on it.I got no idea how to fix it, thinking of unrelated things does nothing to help and these can last for ages, i got no idea how to cure it, i was hoping there would be a drug or something a doc could give but, i dont wanna make it with a girl only to be limp at the time.Anyway to cure this and yet still be able to rise to the occasion?
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Annoying erections ALL THE TIME
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thats so mean hels... hey i got the same problem... what i always did was just pop it... (dunno if i can pop ur penis or not but it makes it relax and it goes away very quickly)
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i was joking... babys get erections?... i dident have one till i was like 5... then it was like mom... WTF is this? there was no slaping involved to make it go away... o yeh u can also recite the national anthem till it goes away...
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Awhile back I was in the docs, getting a physical for work.the doc happened to be a woman. So Im standing there with my pants down and shes holding my balls telling me to turn my head and cough. I couldnt even delay it, my wang leaped into action filled with blood and stood up to say hello.She looked at my dick and up at me and says "Well we can take care of that" upon she flicked my dick with a wooden tongue depressor and that ended the hard on situation.
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huh, odd.That is exactly the weight of my 12 year old when he was born.2 ounces short of ten pounds and 21" long.So I guess, you could say that you have the dick of a newborn baby?
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> Not mean at all, nurses do it to babies...it works. My fiance is a nurse.....that's where I heard about this.
What do nurses have against erections? Does your fiance whack yours with a reflex hammer?
Is the problem that when you flip over the baby to powder his rear, he won't lie flat if he has a woodie?
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at that age i dun think the woody means much