well ive been practicin for about 2-3 months now and finally for the first time i licked the tip of my head.. im so excited so i thought id make my first post lettin everybody know that im gettin closer haha lol yea im gonna go back to tryin again.. any tips or advice would be great!!
First Time Self-Suck
That is the funniest post I heard all day, with the help of my imagination of course. I could just see you now going...
"Rrrrrrr....eeeehhhhh....ehhhh..almost...there...rrrr....oh my fucking god....I made it....I actually did it...I licked the tip of my freaking cock...I ROCK!!! 3 cheers for me!"
lol, yeh he'll probably also get really bad neck strain or strain a muscle, imagine explaining that
Awesome. Go for it. I can do that too
I can't decide if I should be saying "good job!" or slowly backing away...
heh, either way, the post made me laugh
<i>Show me the back of a Thoroughbred horse, and I will show you my wings</i>
Watch the movie Clerks, apart from hillarious dialogue it will teach you a very important lesson; PEOPLE HAVE DIED ATTEMPTING SELFSUCKING!!!!!!!
The above is ofcourse a joke, you should still watch Clerks.
Oh and Congratz, I can "Tip-Lick" too although its not very satisfying.bb
Yes, I'm a pompous S.o.B.
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Tofu Sensei tells us that condoms are good for the soul.
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Wow, I'm impressed! But this leaves me wondering a few things....first, why not have a girl do it,
Same reason why you don't have a girl jack you off everytime you want to - you do it yourself. Its kind of nice to be able to get a blow job whenever YOU want one, and you don't need to rely on anyone else to do it for you.
I don't know what kind of girls you've been dating, but the ones I have aren't always in the mood to give a guy a blow job whenever he wants.
<i>My avatar is a picture of my own sperm under a microscope. Pretty cool huh?</i><br />Drugs are garbage. I'm high on my own testosterone.