Household masterbation items

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i was just wondering what household item you can use for masterbating. and what brings on the best orgasms?

a girlfriends always handy wink wink

Hm..Cut the end off a banana, and either squeeze out or eat the insides. Then wank using the skin. The moisture really helps.

>>>"Cut the end off a banana, and either squeeze out or eat the insides. Then wank using the skin."

Cut both ends off, not just one.

Be sure to wrap the outside of the skin with duct tape, so it holds togethor. Google sex with a bananna or something like that the complete instructions are out there somewhere, in video form.

Put some Peanut Butter on your balls and let the dog lick it off! LOL

you can buy the following item in any drug store or even Radio Shack... the FAMOUS BUZZERI like peanut butter... D'OH!

Banana, soft drink cup (see my post at jackinworld), and once somebody gave me a REALLY big cucumber, like 3 inches thick and over a foot long, and I scooped it out and it was fantastic. I almost couldn't bring myself to throw it away!

thx guys ill try the bannana thing tonite,

I can't believe that no one's mentioned the old baggie and the mattress. I don't know where to tell you to look, so I'll just give you instructions here. You take a ziploc bag (preferably with the zippers cut off), put some lube inside of it, and place between two mattresses. Then you insert your stick and hump away. It's really nice and it's different. Good practice for sex, too.

How could i build a penis pump with household items?

I wouldn't recommend any sort of penis pump. They create a horrible-looking bloated effect, and permanent damage if the vacuum is too high. Softer erections seem to be a common result.