Masturbating at school

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i am a really kind person at school (i am really smart when cums to exams and al that, although i usually sleep during class and show up the teachers when asked if i was paying attention) but anyway most of my friend like that, mind you 70% of my friends are girl, anyway i go to a private school and 6 of my female friends have been asked me to finger in the toilets them for some fun? am i lucky or do girls just find that appealing?

I think you've been sleeping too much in your grammar class. Maybe you should try staying awake for that class. Anyways, if my choice were lucky or appealing, I would chose lucky.

They want you to put your finger in the toilet? Is that some kind of dare? I guess that would be because you're so charming.

uhh yeah,
Heres the dealio
They have been dared to let some smug asshole who thinks he can show up teachers but cant finger bang them in the shitter.
Its that or they are trying to get you in the bathroom so they can give you a swirlie.
With your pompus crap, and smug attitude these are the only two possible explanations. unless you count the third, that your a liar and are trying to impress people that you dont know because your onw sad life demands that you look like something other then a dork or someone some where even i its online and its for noone that will ever know you .
You tell me what one of the three it is.

he can show up teachersI only remember doing that once, in shop class. The teacher got so pissed, I thought he was going to spout water from his blowhole. I can't remember if that was before or after he gave me crap because my mechanical drawings weren't pretty enough.I think my school was so desperate for teachers, they'd recruit from the insane asylums, buy the folks new shoes, and put them in classrooms.

Steve…..That explains a lot in itself….Thanks for sharing that little tidbit...Love ya man!

My mechanical drawings were not pretty. But my completely rebuilt lawnmower engine ran. I think I had a social studies teacher who was functionally illiterate (he was actually a PE coach). And now I hate the world and every human and Santa and kitties and puppies and snow that's too icy. And pandas too.

LOL Well gosh Steve... I think you better step on some baby chicks. That always makes me feel better!

well since we ar now talkig about bangin your sis, i two people of consenting age and who will not become pregnant decide to hump just for the sex but are brother and sister, is that wrong?I read a story about some people that were brother and sister but in thier 80's and they got together to screw a couple times a week. It had been going on or a few years by the time anyone found out about it andit now was a big deal.I dont know when it happened so dont ask, my friend is taking her CNA class and the retirment home shes taking it thru ( she got on to that retirment home and they set her up withthe calss before she started work, it wasnt taught by the home.) had some literature that they passed out outlining company policy an stuff. It was in these that I read about it ater she brought it to me to see.so really now, if Im in my 80's and there is no way for pregnancy to occur, is it ok if I nail my sister?

You don't hate me, do you?

In reply to:if two people of consenting age and who will not become pregnant decide to hump just for the sex but are brother and sister, is that wrong?That very question came up a few months ago in one of the threads on the subject, and the answer was always, "Ewwwwww! That's wrong! I hope your dick falls off!", so we never came to a conclusion.

Why wouldn he hate you? Are you his sister or something?

Nah, you'd have to be human, puppy, kitty, panda, or Santa. You're not Santa, are you?

Well, I did see a white hair the other day..... I wonder where it went.

I bet I can guess where it was..... (Smirk)

For someone who's really smart you sure don't use good sentence structure. And no I'm not picking on you but that sentence about fingering the toilet? They asked you to finger the toilet? Toilets get horny? I'm going to have to watch myself when I use the bathroom now. When I hear it gurgling like that I'll know what it means. But if you're in a private school I HIGHLY doubt you'll have the privacy to do that. If your school is anything like the one I used to go to then I would know. In my private school we didn't even know what masturbation was, let alone fingering. We were all holding hands and singing "Jesus loves me this I know, for the Bible tells me so" I could go on. But I won't. cheers If you go to a religious school or anything like that, I suggest you not try. Or at least do it on your own time.

Eh, not all private schools are like that. I go to a private school and since first year everyone knew the ins and outs of the sexual world. But nearly all of them showed the restraint to not act out on their impulses. Freaky when I think about it.

oh wow

And anything that someone doesn't know, I fill the gap. And I have filled many gaps.

why is it that almost everyone on this site indulges in sarcasm????can anyone make a comment or reply to a comment without it?i feel like i'm in grade school again i'm 29.....not 9.....can we talk?