~~~REAL LIFE PRISON STORIES~~~

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After reading my other post on "Sexual Dares", there were two posts about being in jail or in prison. If you've been in jail or prison, or know someone that has been there, please share your experiences with the rest of us. Maybe these real-life stories will deter others from doing crimes and they might think twice before they do something wrong. I've never been there and really don't have anyone in my family that has been there.

One day during showers some guy took a pen and shoved it up some guyss ass and the guy jumped up and giggled. This happend in jail. TRUE STORY! another one is that some guy was really horny in jail and he grabbed a female guards ass walking by his table during lunch. he is now in there for like 10 years or something.

sorry, nothing interesting happened while I was alone in a cell for a few hours.

This story isn't sexual just wierd. My dad used to work at the state prison and on the New Years Eve before the millenium one of the inmates sewed his own eyelids shut, claiming he "didn't want to see the new year".

That is really weird! I bet it hurt too!

Oh no what did you do Mr. U, and dont say you ate kitties for dinner

I've taken great delight in snacking upon "kitties" but it never got me arrested.Suffice to say that I was a bad and foolish boy.

After the stories I had heard about jail I took liquid soap so I wouldnt drop it but the fellow inmates just used it as lube.

I doubt any stories is gonna keep people from doing bad stuff.

If people are serious about breaking the law, they will no matter what you tell them.

If someone will stop committing crimes just because of the stories they hear about what happens inside the slammer, then they're not very serious about wanting to committ their crimes anyway.

My friend's brother was sent to jail for all the wrong reasons but he didn't stay too long thank God. When he was in jail he saw a younger kid who looked really young being picked on by this huge big guy and he said that the guy was trying to make him his little sex slave. But when he tried to tell the guy to leave him alone the guy grabed the side of his face and slammed it into the wall and then shoved him into a steel door and his shoulder was dislocated. The whole side of his face is still bruised up and he had to get his arm popped back into place. I really felt so bad for him and before we heard about what had happened to him my friend and I were praying for him. I'm just glad he's ok now.

Why did you feel sorry for the kid?

What if the kid killed someone, would you still feel sorry for him then?

Amen Brother!It’s organized religion at it’s finest!

you misunderstood. the kid I felt sorry for is my friend's brother. He was sent to jail for no reason. there was some gang running around doing some serious damage and they were mostly brazilians so when they saw him who is brazilian the same place where they caught the other gang members they took him too.

Have fun in Brazil...

Just think how many people are in there that are innocent? I couldn't imagine.

Tell me about it, my sister-in-law spent four months in the pen for something she didn't do! The day after she married my brother they took her to jail for her "shock theorpy" bullshit all because some dumbass refused to come forward and admit that she had nothing to do with the horrible things he did. Of course he got caught after she was released, but he only served a month in a county jail rather than going to the "real" big boys time out. Pisses me off just thinking about how she got screwed over...

I did my time. When it was over I was found not guilty and most charges dismissed by the judge before the jury wsa allowed to vote on them.I know that just because someone was arrested it doesnt mean they are guilty. The one good thing I took out of it is that I pay real attention and dont auto assume guilt when I do jury duty.ater my release at the end of my trial I asked them well what about all the time I served and now its proven that I should of done none of it?I wa told thats the end of it, no compensation nothing for the fact I lost my job and my contractors license and had to provide proo at my own exspense to get my concealed carry permit back, nothing for the fees I was forced to pay to have my lawyer defend me and the experts testify and the supenas I had issued to get witnesses in the court to speak.I got out and wasnt going back for the 31 years they wanted me to do and that wa all there was.innocent people get acused daily, some dont get off in trial because they dont have the money to pay for a good defense and are railroaded into the hole.Despite what this country says about innocent until proven guilty, its a lie your guilty until you prove your not and its an expensive process. Its been years an it still comes up on my record I was charged with it and it has cost me jobs and loans all this time later and I have to defend myself still, almost 6 years after the fact.In mylast job I worked for the eds and ahd a secret security clearence, that was a year long investigation by the FBI who really tear your life apart from grade school up looking for shit and it cost me many hours in aroo asnwering forms and questions because o that incident even though I was found not guilty when we finally got to court. courts a slow process. It happened in april and took till october to get finished. It was that quik because I had a great attorney pushing things thru and making shit happen or else it could have taken much much longer.Iv sat on a jury recently that the crime we were listening to, took place 2 years ago. two yeasr this guys lifes hung in balance waiting for it all to end one way or another.I dont know a better system but the one we have now sucks.

I agree with you on the "guilty until proven innocent" statement. My "ex" spent two years of his life fighting to prove his innocence over a child molestation charge. The lawyers would set a court date and then push it back, over and over and over again wasting so much time and money of his and his parents. I remember his lawyer (biggest crook I've ever seen) told them that if they showed up at his office with so much money in cash he'd be able to keep him out of jail... soon as they showed up a police officer cuffed him and took him off. I have no faith in our courts after watching the things that have happened to too many people I care about.

The father that shot his two kids two years ago that were recently found buried in Ohio, Well I can't wait till he goes to PRISON!! What is this world coming too???? I don't have kids, but I couldn't imagine being the mother!

CNN> Manuel Gehring reportedly told police in 2003 that he shot Sarah, 14, and Philip, 11, with a 9 mm handgun on July 4, 2003, after pulling over on a New Hampshire road.CNN> Gehring hanged himself in jail last year.> What is this world coming too????People have been committing murder since there have been people, as far as we know.