Might Lose Virginity

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Tonight I'm having this massive birthday party and my friend brought his cousin and she's completely obsessed with me.There's going to be lot's of alcohol and there's no doubt I can get her but I'm scared as shit. I've never even showed a girl my dick before let alone had sex.Alcohol should help smooth things out but other than that what should I do?

I've never even...What about the prostitute in Hawaii? Paying her seemed to work. Maybe you should do that again.

I lie a lot, I'm a pathological liar. I just made that up. You think I'd pay a hooker $500 fuckin dollars? Hell no!

Yeah, but to the cousin, $200 might seem like a lot.

In all seriousness, I have about 3 hrs. to go before my part starts and I'm certain I can get her in bed, alcohol or no alcohol I know she wants me.But I am 20 and have no sexual experience, she doesn't know this and I don't plan to tell her. What's the basics that I should know? How do I do it?

With a condom. If it's not too late, rent a XXX DVD for an idea of what you need to do.

I've seen thousands of pornos and if I wanna piledrive a chick, donkey punch her, and spooge in her face and then I know what to do but that isn't the case, I need to know how real people have sex.

In reply to: piledrive a chick, donkey punch her, and spooge in her face what what what??? what is that? I just don't understand this kind of talk.

So why is this thread too? You're just a liar

Just goooo with the floooowww. Be gentle, not rough...use a condom.

hell if i know, ive never heard of any of that.

The way real people have sex is not very well, with mistakes and misunderstandings and things not quite happening the way they were supposed to, but hopefully with fun and enjoyment all the same. They always start pretty poorly, but they learn, and enjoy getting more practice in.Start slowly and take your time. Women take a much longer time than men to get horny, so they need a lot of warming up. Start with the ears and gradually work downwards. Don't try to rip her clothes off, tweak her nipples a bit and then insert. Let her guide you and be alert to her body language. Be yourself.

Your avatar:

What is it?
Why did you choose it?
Do you own, or are you responsible, in any part, for the website which you are pulling it from?
Do you think anyone on this web site might find it offensive?
Have you not thought that maybe she didn't want the world to remember her this way?
How do you want the world to remember you when you die?

Also, it's the morning after, did you loose your virginity again? I mean after the hooker thing that someone else mentioned... You born again virgins confuse me. first you get laid, then you regret it or something, and you think virginity has a magic "reset" button. No... There is no reset button to anything in life. You mess up, and you face the consequences. So, if you paid a hooker and ruined your first time by not even being man enough to get it the old fashioned way (getting her drunk in a bar) then I here-by dub you, NOT A VIRGIN. And no touch-backs, no do-overs, no erasies, and in this whole world is home free!

Hope you had a good party though.

PS: about your avatar...

rules of this community your avatar breaks:

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Breaking of any of these rules will result in your banishment from AfraidToAsk.com and removal of all your posts. 1. Don't be an asshole. 2. Treat others as you would like to be treated yourself. 3. Don't post any identifying information (e.g., address, phone number, etc.) about yourself or others on the board. 4. While we want to hear your opinions on our board, don't harass others through private messages or email. 5. Don't attempt to meet board members in "real-life." 6. Question authority, vote in every election, and stand up for your right to speak your mind without fear of persecution or prosecution (look these words up if you don't know what they mean).

I'd say you pretty much blew rules #1 and #2 right out of the damned water. That is, unless the website condones the degredation of the former clinically brain-dead, now deceased, Teri Shiavo. I'd say you wouldn't want to be remembered as a breathing, moving, brain-dead person, who lost practically all of her dignity, as she was a very beautiful woman before the accident which left her in that state.

While I personally do not have any connections to the Shiavo family, nor any emotional ties to the particular case; I can't help but feel this is a bad publicity for the website. This afraidtoask.com site has "death and dying" listed as a coming feature. http://www.afraidtoask.com/aboutus/frCOMINGSOON.html

What if a member of the Shiavo family brings this website up on google? What would they think about what they see?

here's a suggestion...

adjust that image and make it your avatar. That is a picture of Teri Shiavo prior to her accident. That is how she would want to be remember, and I think it is a very flattering picture of her.

(I hope I didn't sound like an asshole, sorry)

no you don't sound like an asshole...........his avatar has always bothered me, but i had NO idea it was Teri, i read about her, on this site and on the web..........Im really suprised that the mods havn't asked him to remove it.

My avatar came fron this site: http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=april_fools05It's an April Fool's page from Maddox's site, funny fuckin site if you never checked it out. How is it offensive? I'm showing my support for the Shiavo family.Anyways, I got trashed lastnite and went to bed with this girl. Unfortunately my dick could not get hard so we could not have sex but I went down on her three times and she sucked me about 4 or 5 times.Now I feel like a disgusting pig, it's not like this was an attractive girl. I have the taste of pussy in my mouth still and my room smells like a fish cake factory. And now she's still gonna call me...So I'm a half virgin, I tried pushing my dick in but it just wouldn't go. I don't know if that counts.

I thought the avatar was a portrait of you.> I got trashed lastnite...Unfortunately my dick could not get hardOh yeah, I forgot to warn you about that little issue. I figured you'd find it out on your own.

Yeah well I'm glad I didn't fuck her, she reminds me of the fuckin michellin man. But now I'm past the point of no-return, she's going to try to call me again and I really don't want to.

I think I should get her hooked on coke so she might drop a couple of lbs.

Cool, you have a girlfriend. Congratulations. They say that men who are in relationships live longer.

yeah well i still plan on sleeping around

And she isn't my girlfriend, for one she's like 3 years younger than me and secondly she doesn't live anywhere near me so it would never work out. But she called me like 3x in the last hour, I didn't pick up but I can't do that for long eventually I'll have to.What's the best way to get a girl off your back without being offensive?