Might Lose Virginity

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**It is offensive because that is posted on some loving, caring, decent human being's webpage as a cruel joke. In case you are lost on sarcasm, the idiot who runs that "maddox" page was making fun of someone who was making an attempt to show sympathy for the family. **

First off, Maddox is no idiot. He is smarter than you and just became a multimillionaire from his book deal.

The site is making fun of the fact that so many people cared about something that was none of their business and they should not have been involved in. It parodies the religious nuts and the right winger Jesus freaks in this country.

Lighten the fuck up douchebag.

> I think she gave me herpes too.

Now you have both flavors? Do you think you gave her your herpes too?

Do you always have to be such a prick?

Do you think you may have given her type-1 herpes (HSV 1) when you were down there? There are other pathogens that you could have also exchanged.You should know that a herpes infection won't show up in one day.

hon, honestly stop worrying about being hard on whitelines, hes a pathaligical liar, you can't believe anything he posts, and the stuff he does post is very often offensive.

don't call me hon .............ewwwwww...............and wasn't talking you was i?

This is a lame post and the poster who posted this is lame...

Shut up you nasty emo

Thanks, I have always enjoyed being right. The fact that you can't come up with anything other than, "lighten up, douchebag," tells me that I am right, and you know it. btw, you called someone an "emo," and according to maddox, himself, you should be taken outside and beaten for using that word. http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=banishOf course, you probably already knew that...You say you are making fun of religious "jesus freaks" who had no business getting involved. You aren't attacking the right target, then. You are targeting Teri Shiavo and her family, by disgracing her after death. If you want to pick on the religious sector of the contry, then find one of those "Darwin" fish with the legs on it, and use that for an avatar. Why must you loose your virginity? Do you think we want babies growing up in this world, being taught by you? You seem to be one of those poeple who know right from wrong, but you ignore it, because you feel special to be the center of attention, as you are now. I hope the highschool you went to didn't give you a diploma. IMHO you are just as bad for our country as are the muderers, rapists, and theives. You make us all look bad on an international stage, and quite frankly I don't enjoy it.btw, I was being light, but unfortunately, anything funny I have said has gone right over your head. imagine that...

I like Maddox's site, that doesn't mean I have to worship him and do everything he says. I guarentee you he's pissed off at least 95% of his audience because he seems to bash every aspect of popular culture but his fans still come to his site.I'm not making fun of anyone. Got to go though because I'm making a sandwich...

Forget about the family and the fundamentalists. For all we know, Terri Schiavo would have thought they were nuts. You're disrespecting a woman who was very sick and died. If I find an image of you, I'll be sure to have it tatooed on a prostitute's ass.How would you like it if someone photographed you while you were unsuccessfully trying to get an erection, drew a little picture around it, and made it their avatar?And you're wasting Maddox's bandwidth because you didn't rehost the image, you jackass.

I don't care, I'd be honored for my photograph to appear on a prostitutes ass.

I'm going to change my photo but I'm not going to make it some cutsie cat or a fucking gay ass santa claus.

Oh yeah, and limp dick happens to the best of us.

But back to the topic. I really feel horrible about my situation. So I choose pretty girls over the ones who aren't, if that makes me an awful person I can live with that.

I like this girl, as a friend, nothing more. I feel bad for what I did, she kind of started the whole sex thing though when she was making out with me and I went along with it.

Like I said before, this all started because her cousin who's a friend of mine gave her my number and she called me night and day before I even knew what she looked like and I during this time she got even hotter for me.

This is really bothering me, I don't want her to think we're going out or anything, we certainly are not.

You all probably think I'm scum but put yourself in my shoes. I mean c'mon, if any of you girls had the same situation and it turned out to be a guy like this: http://members.cox.net/david.maki/images/peppers.jpg

You know damn well you wouldn't call back. Of course she isn't anything nearly as hideous as Brian Peppers but you catch my drift.

Oh yeah, like my new avatar?

And for it to be statutory rape she has to be 16 or younger in my state at least. Shes's like a month shy of 18.Who the fuck was talking about rape? stop pulling shit out of your ass...> So I'm 50% virginThere's no such thing you fucking moron. The only people who say that are people who are desperately trying to lose their virginity.. so they're like "oh I'm halfway there". Yeah, no.> I know I can get hotter girls, I had the chance last nightI'm absolutely positive you did have that chance.

lol your avatar just answer the phone next time she rings and apologise, say you were too drunk to realise waht you were doing, and that you are really sorry but you don't want a relationship right now...

saying someone's ugly, nasty, whatever else you can come up with is just plain wrong. I bet you're not so hot yourself . But still anyone who says someone else is ugly is the ugliest person I've ever known. U-G-L-Y YOU AINT GOT NO ALIBI, YOU UGLY YEAH YEAH YOU UGLY. M-A-M-A HOW IN THE WORLD YOU GET THAT WAY YO MAMA YEAH YEAH YO MAMA! couldn't help myself.

Actually I'm an 8.5 on HotOrNot.com out of 65 people at least, and neither myself or anyone I know rated me. And InSearch, I thought you were going to kill yourself or something you pathetic fuck.

ohnonotagain accused me of statutory rape you fucking loser.In reply to:Now, about your original post:You are 20 years old, correct? You are responsible for all your actions from the time you turned 18. Before that, your parents were responsible for you. You have to learn to act like an adult. Take accountability for your actions. You just admitted to having sexual relations with a minor (you say she is 3 years younger than you = 17 years old.) You now think that you will be able to blow her off, after trying to have sex with her last night? You said you knew it would be easy, which means she thinks highly of you, and wanted to be intimate. What makes you think she will let you walk away from what happened last night? If you tell her to go away, and she goes to someone for consoling, they might try to get her to even things out, and quite frankly, she could easily press statutory rape charges against you. You know what they do to rapists in prison? That's just something to think about, before you make another mistake. You keep changing your story, so I don't know what to believe. I do believe you went to the party with intentions of having sex, based on your previous posts. I do believe you rushed yourself into the situation, and weren't prepared to deal with the consequences. I am strongly urging you to think before you speak with her. Any actions you may take might affect the rest of your life, and as you can see from Teri Shiavo's case, life is short and precious. "You only get one shot." -eminem

I didn't accuse you of rape, I merely mentioned you should give it thought before you told her to bugger off.

grrrrrrrrrrrrr so what are you going to do about this girl?