LOL, woah! Look out Lucifer. I think someone has more pride than you.
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Might Lose Virginity
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I was thinking something along the lines of saying "yeah so i faked my own death" and then producing my death certificate. thats like secret agent shit. and secret agents always get pussy.
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Why go through all that trouble? You could just lie.
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In before the lock
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I do that too, I've told girls I was a talent scout who could make them famous before and all sorts of other shit.
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And it got you laid a lot? You might as well tell them you're a secret agent for the CIA who's also a rich oil sheik, and ask them if they'd like to come home and see your Maserati, which you can use to drive them to your movie studio.
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No I tell them I drive a Rolls Royce. And it didn't get me laid, the girls just laughed and were like "oh really" because I was drunk as fuck making that stuff up. I've told girls I just came back from iraq and all sorts of bs. Im not saying it worked but I tried.
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You tell them you were a soldier or a terrorist?
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Yeah, if he tells them he blows stuff up, that'll impress them.
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Ever watch "American Dad"? That episode where the guy in Saudi Arabia told the daughter he was in al Quaida was fuckin hilarious."You have to be careful here this is Saudi Arabia, do you want to get stoned?""Hell yeah it's been like forever"
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yes, of course rolls eyes i so want you to like me so i can show you what a proper blowjob should feel like............uh huh!
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Error! Error! Posted to wrong thread. Thanks for catching that. But now that you've posted your post replying to my last post, I can't delete my last post and let this thread sink back down. Oh, well.
