ROFLMAO! This was a good joke and the nasty part of it was hilarious
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I thought this was a cute joke ^_^
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Ok since we're all doing the whole joke thing, here's my all time favourite joke:One fine day in heaven, God was looking over the place and decided that it's becoming overcrowded, so he goes to St. Peter and tells him "from now on, anyone who wants to get into Heaven must have died a sad, traumatic, or bad death". So these 3 guys are standing in line in front of the Pearly Gates, waiting for St. Peter to admit them. Peter tells them that there's a new rule and they must tell him how they died. The first guy comes up and starts his story:"For a long while I suspected that my wife was cheating on me...and I love her so much, it just tore me apart, so one day on her lunch break I came home to find her lying naked in our bed! So I'm really mad I begin looking for the b*stard all over the house while she's screaming and yelling at me. Suddenly i see these fingers hanging onto the balcony rail. I run out and i see a guy in his boxers hanging off the balcony, I was so mad! I started beating his fingers with my fists until he feel 23 stories. Unforturnately, some bushes broke his fall, so being in a state of shock i grabbed the first thing with in reach - a refrigirator, and tossed it over the balcony and onto the cheater. I was so furious and so happy, and all that emotion gave me a heart attack...and here i am!"St. Peter thought about it and told him that he did commit murder but it was out of love and devotion to his wife, and let the man in.The next guy comes up to Peter and tells his story:"I live on the 24th floor and one day i was doing my exercises out on the balcony when i slipped and went over. Luckaly I was able to grab onto the railing of the balcony below me and hang on. Suddenly this maniac jumps out of his apartment, screaming and yelling and beating my fingers until i fell! I landed on some bushes, so didn't die, but the whacko threw a refrigirator down on me...and here i am."St. Peter barely managed to stifle his laughter and let the poor man into Heaven.Next comes the third guy, and St. Peter asks for his death story:"So...I was naked in a refridgirator..."
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LOL I liked that
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Hehe...nice one.
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omg, that was one of my x-g/f's favorite jokes from waaaaaay back.
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Haha that was cute...ever so slightly icky but cute.