I collect precum and cum in a condom as i jerk off, but why does the cum smell so bad after a few days, is there anyway to keep it from smellin, keep it fresh.
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Collectin cum
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For the same reason that milk would go bad in a couple of days: bacteria grow in it and it spoils. If you want to keep it for a long time, put it in the freezer.Why are you collecting this stuff anyway?
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That's really sick guy.
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I agree with sdp. Why would you want to keep it, yuck!!!!Dispose of it.
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Tonight at bed Ill kneel and pray to Joe Pesci that your kidding and just a troll.or purposes of this post we shall assume that your not.What in the good damned hell would you wnat to accumulate a growing sample of throat yogurt? Once I get it out of me I dont want it back, Im not saving it incase I run out sometime in the future. Its not good for silver polish or a rust inhibator or additive to my cars oil. Its good for knocking up some girl. Well mines not I took care of that, yay me. But the question remains, what in the hell are you saving it for?? Good shit I hope your a troll.
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Two words: Bio hazard (or is that one word?)
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Maybe he's planning on making 'egg nog a la viper2ko'...
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Nasty nasty nasty, you guys are silly!!!
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**dude, that is SO nasty i just can't find the words............. **
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HelmsmaN, you are SO gonna clean my screen off!
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I keep a condom on my screen. But how do I keep stuff out of my keyboard?
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This cat will clean your screen.
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Whoops! You should put a warning with those things. I opened that in a coffee shop!
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Look at the address. That should give you a warning.
Maybe you need one of those filters that 3M sells that keep others from viewing your screen. -
Keep it in a jar in a freezer and just add to it as it goes. When you are ready to use it (to drink it, mix it with vodka for a sperm cocktail, or to serve it to friends), steam the jar and the cum will be as fresh as just out of the cock and balls. It is also great as a facial cream. And for the other readers who might be wondering what the reason might be for collecting cum, those of us who love the taste of cum cannot always get a buch of guys together to supply us with the cum we crave...
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each to their own i suppose... shudder