I dunno if the HS I'm goin to requires us to shower, but if we do:I'm gay and don't want to be outed yet (as my other post said)so what should I do if I get an erection???I was thinkin of sayin "Well, in this disgusting place I just try to think of all the porn I've seen to distract me, so that's probobly it" or sumthin like that.What shud I do? Is dat a gud line?
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Shower Erection
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Well, it seems that now relatively few high schools have mandatory group showering. But if yours is one of the few that does, you still probably won't get a boner because the situation isn't as erotic as you might think. If you do get one, the best thing, I think, is to treat it as a no-reason boner and try to pretend to ignore it (while turning the shower to cold).I don't think your line is very convincing (who would deliberately try to think of porn in the school showers?). There is a French saying: Qui s'excuse, s'accuse - "he who excuses himself, accuses himself". In other words it's much better to say nothing than to have a line that is too glib.
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yea i guess but actually i found a thread on this so i'm gonna stop this one.
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There's not really much you can do with a boner in the shower except sort of ignore it. If you try to cover it up or otherwise hide it, you usually just draw attention to yourself. And unless you want all the guys in there studying it, you don't want to give people a reason to try to see what's got you all nervous and antsy.Sure in a school locker room you might get teased some, but if you don't let the other guys get to you then they will let it go too. Those who tease do it to get a reaction such as anger or embarassment. If you are totally blase to their taunts, they lose interest in a while. In Jr high there was one guy who popped a boner every time in the shower. Yea, he got teased for a couple weeks and did blush some but he took it in stride and the guy who was leading the teasing soon gave up. Funny thing is the boner was a nice 6" plus and the guy doing the teasing was still waiting for puberty to find him at 14 (tiny weewee and not a hair in sight anywhere).As for me, yep, I've popped a few in shower rooms. Usually I just let it do it's thing and it soon goes down. And no one yet has ever said anything in a bad way. I remember once on a Scout trip we were staying in a Y one night. A buddy and I went off to shower and we both popped 'em. Nothing to do at that point except check each other out while we finished cleaning.So, don't even give it a thought. You might or might not get erect (but undoubtedly someone will) Just stay cool, finish your shower and ignore anyone who says anything in a negative way. And please have enough courtesy if another guy pops a boner to look but don't tease or stare.Chuck
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Well, u prolly don't have this option, but In my school, there are a few guys who are just known for being really funny and always acting "gay" to make people laugh (and yes everyone laughs in a good way with them, not at them, and everybody likes these few guys) and one day they got a boner, either on purpose or accident, and they shouted it out and said some sexy stuff to sum other guys and flirted (tho these guys r straight and everyone knows that and so everyone was laughing but they were in a good way becasue everyone likes the guy and people thought it was funny (sorta like i guess how people laugh at comedians).....but anyways if you are someone everyone knows as being a humourous guy who likes to make people laugh.....just shout it out and be funny with it as much as you can.....but if your not well known for funnyness....then that would be the worst option cuz people would prolly take it serious....plus it doesn't really help that u are gay.....cuz i'd be easier for a straight guy cuz everyone would know that they have nothing to worrry about,...and you know other people, they're all scared gay people will rape them....which is not true at all....so yea...best of luck to you :grin: