Dirty books!

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One day I was reading Flowers for Algernon (great great book) and there was this short little sex scene, and MAN was I ever turned on. I was in the subway too so I had to wait until I got home to vent out the horniness! But anyway, this got me thinking, and I decided that I need to buy myself one of those cheezey, sleazy, cheap, dirty romance paperbacks with a load of sex scenes, cuz they get me in the mood pretty darn fast! You know, something to keep under my pillow...So my question is, has anyone read one of those novels? If so, I would appreciate some titles.

Ive read some of my Mum's romance novels once.

Lots of heaving chests and limpid eyes.

heaving busoms and throbbing members steve, get it right LOL i once read a quarter of a mills n boon and almost fell into a coma........talk about DIRE!!!! I myself find Anne Rice books very sensual and sexual..............but hey i love all the vampire, sucking blood stuff anyway, not for everyone i know, plus the vamps of anne rice are mostly gay..........what is it with me and gay men??? happily puzzled

Tom Cruise as a gay vampire is not much of a stretch.

Sandra Brown writes smutty novels with a good story line as well. They will get you really horny. There's always Penthouse forum.

i didn't like either of the films actually steve, tho, i was expecting cruise to be a lot worse in interview............still wasn't the lestat i know and drool over

Film version of books are almost always a disappointment (with the exception of Bridges of Madison County, which was a horribly-written book), but I thought the acting in Interview was not bad...I must've taken a happy pill the day I saw it. Oops, I'm hijacking.I dated someone who was into bodice-ripping historical novels. Can't think of an author...sorry.

My literature teacher has a habit of choosing our books for us whenever she's upset or in that evil mood for research papers and book reports. I remember last year before christmas break she gave me this book to read it was like a romance story or something like that and it looked pretty ok but by the time I got to like 18th chapter there were some pretty freaky deaky things going on... it was like... reading porn. A bit startled I was. She took it back though. rude one

hmm i read flowers for algernon in class ages ago, i dont remember a sex scene, i guess i was too naive then, lol

yes, I myself get more turned on by reading erotica than watching porn.and as for Anne Rice, I was disapointed that they didn't do a movie of The Vampire Lestat...the scenes between Lestat and Nicholas would have been HOT!!!

Occasionally those penthouse forum stories turn me on but they have to be really dirty.

In reply to: Film version of books are almost always a disappointment (with the exception of Bridges of Madison County, I would add Ordinary People to that list. Mediocre book. Incredible movie.

It was a great movie...didn't read the book...certainly won't now.

>Film version of books are almost always a disappointment (with the exception of Bridges of Madison County

Shawshank Redemption, Good book, better film.

Oh and I love the AR Vampire novels as well, or at least the first few. Interview was a much better film than I was expecting it to be though.

*On Topic bit*

As for erotic novels, I used to read Nick Carter books when I was a teenager, kind of like an X rated James Bond. He was always shagging some horny bint in them. Did it for me at the time but probably not much fun for girls to read :wink:

Rigpig.

oh yeah it would have been, but in the same way as interview, and queen of the damned, the films wouldn't have done the books justice. its good to see so many people enjoying anne rice, whenever i tell people what i am reading, most of the time they havn't a clue what im on about. LOL

Thanks, I shall check her out! :wink:

My signature is from the sex scene that's in Flowers.

I thought Flowers for Algeron was a short story about a retarded person and a mouse, at least that was what we read in 10th grade literature

That would have covered one paragraph. I wonder what was on the dozens and dozens of additional pages in the book.