Henry vs Elton

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ever hear a song called never smoke weed with willie again? its toby kieth and Ilike it :laughing: he has a coupel songs Ill listen to but over all I hate the bastard, he invented hick-hop, that country rap hore shit, I hate him just for that.
I also like earl had to die by dixie chics, for the most part though when I say country i mean johnny horton, lefty frazell,hank williams (all 3 of them, senior jr and the third in fact old hanks grandson sounds remarkably like him) johnny cash is always on my list of favorites, shit i even like conway titty, willie nielson, alot of garth brooks songs were great, roy fucking clark,george jones, eddie raven and eddie rabbit, when I say country i mean real country, not hat fucking bullshit that says country but is really pop.
I like the old shit, mostly form the 50s and 60s and most of the 70s. gentleman jim reeves, you know the good shit, don williams, kris kristoferson, the old shit tha sid it was country and stuck to its roots. I also like bluegrass, but that shit thst pumped out today I cant stand. There is one brad paisly song I do like though, some shit about being cooler online.

OH GOD! sweety, sweety, sweety....I'm at a loss for words... Do we need to have an intervention for you?What happened to you? It must have been horrific.Did you suffer a great trauma?Have you recently suffered any head injuries?

msuic.... how about some danzig? maybe twist of cane? or 777? or im the one, that woudl be kick ass for a porn soundtrack, sorta gritty and bluesy...

I
was born in the dirt
I never had no home
And the places I've lived
You don't wanna know
But if you wanna hear evil
Come a little bit close

I was a snake-eyed boy
And at the age of five
I made love to the howl of the wolves
w/a dark haired girl
So if you wanna hear evil
Come a little bit close

She whispered in my ear
Little boy you the one
Set the world to rights
Make it tremble in fear
Do it one more time
Cause you the one you're the one

She said the path you walk
Gonn' be hard one to tread
Cause the night is your only love
Lots of girls gonn' be hurt
Said it's part of your fate
Cause you're the one you're the one

And now I know my place
In this life I ride
And I know the things I feel
A burning deep inside
So if you want to meet evil
I'm the one I'm the one

or maybe if its kinky enough snakes of christ!
or devils plaything, that would be kick ass over porn!

Love is a flame
A devil's thing
A violent storm
About to be born
Just look in these eyes
See all the lies
All the things you see
You cannot deny

And this flame
That burns inside
If you get too close
Burn you alive
Just look in these eyes
And see if they lie
All these words I speak
You cannot deny

Got a light
Shines on me
Gentle light
It will never be
See the flame
In my hand
If you're playing with fire
You're playing in Hell

Devil's plaything
In my hands
If you don't want pain
You don't understand
Got a light
Shines on me
If you wanna touch flames
Come unto me

Got a flame
Burns inside
If you don't wanna burn
Just walk on by
And the pain
You're feeling now
Is nothing compared
To the pleasures I hide

Devil's plaything
In my hands
If you don't want pain
You don't understand
Got a light
Shines on me
If you wanna touch flames
Come unto me

Oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

Got a flame
In my hand
If you don't want a fire
Step out of my light
Walk on by
Just look away
'Cause if you're on my path
You're better off dead

Devil's plaything
In my hands
If you don't want pain
You don't understand
Got a light
Shines on me
If you wanna touch flames
Then Come unto me

You can direct, and film, Julie would never let me get involved in those, but I get to do the soundtrack !

Okay you redeemed yourself, except admitting to like anything by Toby Keith... with Willie or not liking anything Toby ever did is wrong.

he didnt do that song with willie, it was about willies weed, and if it helps, or makes it worse??, he did it with Scotty Emerick
I always heard that his herb was top shelf
And Lord I just could not wait to find out for myself
Don't knock it til' you tried it, Well I tried it my friend
I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

Now we learned a hard lesson in a small Texas town
He fired up a fat boy and he passed it around
The last words that I spoke before they tucked me in
(I may discount bungee jump)
But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
My parties all over before it begins
You can pour me some old whiskey river my friend
But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

We hopped on his old bus, the Honey Suckle Rose
The party was Huntsville, it was after the show.
Alone in the front lounge, just me and him,
I took one parting puff and the grim creeper set in.

I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
My parties all over before it begins
You can pour me some old whiskey river my friend
But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

(Lets go down to Texas guys)

Now we're passing the guitar, we're telling good jokes
I can tell ones a-comin' cause I'm smelling the smoke
No I do not partake, I just let it pass by
With a grin on my face and a great contact high

I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
My parties all over before it begins
You can pour me some old whiskey river my friend
But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

In the fetal position with drool on our chins
We broke down and smoked weed with Willie again

Now force yourself to click and sit through this link, just close your eyes after you click here

EDIT:
I first heard it on bob and tom a fwe years back, but in this video willie is on stage with them, its good to watch his face while they sing the song. Keep your eyes open after all

I can't do it Chance, I just can't. When I hate something, I hate it completely, totally and irrationally... that and my sound card got fried a long time ago.

well than, thats even better for you, watch the video and focus on willies reactions to the lyrics and never hear toby stumble through a chorus

Okay I watched Willies reaction and I must say there's something fucked up about watching guys hump around on their guitars and give oral to a microphone when no music is heard.That's as much country as I can take for the day... even looking at Toby makes my eyes hurt and turns my stomach.We need to get Lish back in here and see if she's up for making that video.

I never thought about deaf people looking at performers thinking wow these people paid alot of money to sit here and watch this guy mouth fuck the phallic shaped object on top of that pole.

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watching guys hump around on their guitars and give oral to a microphone

Am I strange for finding that somewhat arousing? :eyes:

yes, yes you are. Mostly because its toby, but also for it being a microphone that hes mouth fucking and its getting to you.I bet your one of those girls that wants to wear a strapon and make some guy give youhead to slobber coat it before you stuff it up his ass, arent you...

Well as long as she know how to use that strap-on.... :grin:

what she and you... her and a man do is between them, I didnt say it was wrong of her to do it, just betting thta shes the type that would be wanting to do it.

No, no, I am totally submissive. I like to be tied up and told what to do. Of course, if a guy wanted me to use a strapon on him, then well, I would be up for it.Oh, and I find that visual slightly erotic also.

Does that mean we're gonna have to play country music while making our hardrock/ punk porn video, to get you in the mood. What if that shit makes Mr. U go limp?

I'm just guessing, but I think I know Mr. U pretty well. And I happen to think it wouldn't matter if the Star Spangled Banner were playing in the background..he wouldn't be going limp on me.

what you play inteh room doesnt matter, so long as I can add the actual sound track later with dubbing and lil alex can keep time withteh song that will be used instead of whats being played to get lish wet....

Well he's a better man than I. The visual of Toby Keith mouth fucking a microphone could sure make me go limp.Eddie on the other hand... I could work with that image.

never been fucked in the front room with sports on TV? the star spangled banner is a motherfucker to keep a pace too, and may actually increase pleasure rather than distract from it.THe bad one was when back int he 80s I was fucking a girl in my parents basement and realized that I was keeping time to the theme song from the golden girls. Now THAT was a struggle to keep from going limp after i realized what was going on.

since yo know him so well, what ya think hes gonna say when he logs on at some point and reads all this shit about him fucking you in a toby keith hat while the star spangled banner plays inteh background and scotty is yelling directions and screaming not to cum in her eye, shoot her tits shoot her tits! will my good droog be pleased or shit shy embarrassed? Will he pretend to never have seen this thread and hope noone brings it up, or get so inspired he needs to wack off ten times before he can respond?