So here I am sitting at my desk looking for a hard surface to write something down on when I decide to pull put my keyboard tray, I never use it for anything because I have a laptop making it useless.So when I do this I notice translucent splotches everywhere. I think it's wax at first until I touch it, it's dry and flaky, not waxy. So I brush it off and examine my hand, it smells like spunk. Shit, I'm thinking....that must be like 500 cumshots that accumulated there and dried. Taking a look at those splotches was like looking at 500 dead babies.So I went and got a rag and some pledge, not to jerk off with though, for cleaning the mess up...Anyone else have any disgusting similar stories?
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Found something nasty today
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So the question is, why do you jerk off and not clean up after yourself in teh first place?
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Good question. But I had no idea it shot up there, usually I just wipe my hand on a tissue, toss that out, and wash my hands. Now I have to check more closely. Makes me wanna search the carpet too.
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We're so glad you shared.
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Thanks, I just saw it there and said to myself "shit i should be letting the world know about this."
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And we appreciate the fact that you were thinking about us.
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ROTFLMFAO
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well that is why i'm here
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Want to be amazed and sickened?
go buy a hand held black light and fturn off the lights in your room.
kick that lil bugger on and look for the glow.
Even more disgusting ?
have a look around your hotel room next time your traveling. -
shit they're be like about 10,000 spots all over the floor, bed, and celing.
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In reply to:
Even more disgusting ?
have a look around your hotel room next time your traveling.
Why on earth did you have to say that? Huh? Huh!
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I've thought about doing this for a while. I live alone and I've usually very clean whenever masturbation is concerned, but since I do a lot of hand-hand typing at times (you know what I mean), it's quite probable that tiny little bits of pre-cum could have made it on my keyboard and a few door handles. It wouldn't be a problem normally, but it's not exactly a habit of mine to clean those places on a regular basis... Still, unnoticeable pre-cum is better than smelley disgusting cum stain.
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thats so kick ass, im so doing that
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Yeah I've hit my computer screen before and the keys an touchpad. I give it a good wiping though and I don't thing it damaged my computer at all.
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I would do it before youleave instead of upon arrival, otherwise youl never sleep, cielings, floor, walls. I mean who the hell shoots a wad on the damne cieling?? they had to like cum in the hand and throw the shit.
I have not done it myself but I saw it on 60 minutes or 20/20 or one of the news programs a while back.
I do owna small batery powered black light that came with some pet clean up shit so that you can find the source of the urine and make certain its gone but I never remeber to pack the light when we travel, I do how ever search between bed mattress and box springs, Iv found many great things, fuck books, money (never more then 60 bucks but over a grand i the last few years).
Traveling salesmen sometimes leave themselves presents there way into the middle of hte bed so they can pick it up next time thru when they request the same room.
Fucking maids caught on lately so not as good of prizes as there was in the past. I heard about it several years ago and recently on Bob & Tom (with in the last year) they talked about it and apparently I am not the only one that listens to that show in the mornings as less and less often I find goodies. -
Thank god u shared XD
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Resturant ice cubes contain more bacteria than toilet bowl water, canned mushrooms contain at least 50 maggot eggs, I could go on and on about every disgusting detail regarding everything you eat, drink, and touch. Ever eat those little after-dinner mints at the hostess stand? They found traces of urine and feces on those. Door knobs? Don't get me started.
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I used to be germophone when I was like 6 or 7. Washing my hands 20x a day whenever I touched the floor or something. Now I just don't care. You can't avoid it and it's probably healthier for you to be exposed to it anyways.
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Actually I just a study on that ice cube thing about two days ago. It was on the local news, I will take a look around and see if I can find a printed version of it to link to in here.if your at a restaurant like a dine in no drive up window sort of place the ice is fine. They are more worried about health and in keeping with normal policy. They had a guy that makes and services the ice machines,its all sterile good shit and they are constantly cleaned out. they also have a water hook up to the auto maker like I do in my fridge. its the ones that people have to add water to them or the ones that have an open top and a water line that goes to that that must be turned on and off to fill that are so nasty.there is alot of shit in the air to settle into that open thing and they rarely get cleaned right and sterilized.incidentally when I was younger I was a bad little kid, like uhh 2 years ago all the way to when I got my first car we used to get into alot of trouble and do god awful things.more then one time we used hotel pools claiming to be guest and throwing a party, more then one time we pulled the ice machine away from the wall and pissed in the reservoir, so around Utah, Wyoming, Montana, San Francisco (always near the bay in that town) Nevada, Arizona (especially near Yuma and the Mexico border) Colorado and the for corners area I wouldn't be getting ice form those machines in case they haven't been cleaned or you may be getting a taste of chance an his drunken obnoxious buddies. Of course I highly doubt we were the first to do this or the last.
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I just checked under our tray. It seems spunk free. I guess some peope are just more careful. lol
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ewww... still gossed out