How would you write your suicide note?

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No, I wanna get shot into space. Not that cheap option where you just orbit for 6 or 7 years and reenter the atmosphere, I wanna pay NASA however many million they want and be on board some deep space probe so maybe someday billions of light years from earth some intelligent race will clone me from the DNA extracted from my ashes and I can kick their asses and steal all their space weed.

As I see from your post, you have enaugh weed already. :grin:

no, just like an eigth left, i need to re-up before 4-2-0

'Dear immediate family,You guys were pretty crappy. Be happy I put up with you.Dear my beloved,I love you, please go on with life and be happy.Dear world,Get along. Don't take religion so seriously. Go to mars.So long, all. I wish I'd had more time, but it was fun.PS-Look through my stuff, there's some writings that aren't that bad. And I had a blog which nobody knows about, [URL here].

Why?What could you possibly have going on, that is worse than others who aren't going to kill themselves?I mean, I want to hear this trama that has scarred you so deeply.Here's an example of why someone should be put on suicide watch...A man takes 2 percocet in a 6 hour time span, then he jumps in a dump truck, and drives down a busy highway pulling a wood chipper. The wood chipper (weighing 5640 lbs.) breaks loose from the truck, and kills a man and 2 of his triplets, leaving a widow and a lone child(who is in a coma). You watch as the wood chipper you are pulling plows through a minivan and beheads the driver. You are the first one to the scene and you see the 5 year old children laying dead across the road. you see the puddles of blood and unrecognizable bodyparts scattered through-out the van. All the time, you can't believe this is real. You feel guilty about driving around, whle on pain killers... you feel like pulling the trigger, because, your whole life you have never been involved wiht the law, and now, you are facing life in prison for a tragic acccident. Just because your boss told you to pull a wood chipper down the road, your life and the lives of 4 others is now over.That is a true story, and I was witness to some of the aftermath. What could you have going on in your life that would be worse than this?I see crazy stuff like this all the time. When I do, I think of you, whoever you really are. I think of this guy who isn't even balding or out of school. I think of a guy who has plenty of time to be a complete piece of shit in life, and still have enough time to make up for it before time catches up. I don't know your name, but I do know you don't have the right answers. The right answer is to live, be a piece of crap and watch others make a difference. be a casual spectator to life. write about other's experiences. Maybe that is your purpose, to record the lives of others? Who knows... You deffinitely won't know, if you kill yourself. btw, be a little more creative with the suicide note. I'm sur eyou've heard the old saying, "you can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar." You are obviously trying to catch flies, otherwise, you wouldn't leave a note at all. I mean, c'mon... what would you care, if you were dead?good luck with that. Oh, and let me know what ails you so much you want to kill yourself. I'll pass your story along to the mother who just lost 2 of her 3 children, her husband, and her only remaining child is in a coma. I'm sure she'd understand your situation and send her prayers for you.

ive thort of that, ive started mine but kinda forgot about it till now. anyway, basically its just a big letter of everything ive been through ( includeing years of depression) that ive never told anyone, or told very fue ppl. its a "just incase i die thing" so my secrets wont die with me. i hate the thort if dieing and no one really haveing known the real me. i just think of my funeral and what i think ppl would say about me, and how verry wrong they would b. my friends and family dont really no me at all, some much more so than others.anyway, i no thats probably weird, but im a pretty weird person.

ohnonotagain, different experiences affect people to different degrees. some people go through alot and arent affected much, but others dont go through much and are scarred for life. ofcourse, unless you are THE one most unfortunate man on the planet earth, 'it could always be worse'. all that matters is that they feel a level of pain that makes them feel like life is so hard that it'd be easier to die. and that is a problem. just had to clear that up cuz i dont like how u try and compare tragedies and belittle his pain. thats naive.

i wrote a suicide note once. its not real though. its just like. idk. if i was going to kill myself.i wouldnt though.but it was really long. like really.

Dear Worldthe world is an insane place where insane people do insane thing andhere i am the only sane one in a sea of duumb mad people. whose to say im not crazier than them?....DEFINE SANITY DUMB ASSES!!! Signed ME!!!!!! Dear Faimilyi Just Know You'll Miss Me even though you never really knew me. how many times did you warn me to stop? too many i did this just to spite you. HA HA! see You in Hell Sucka's!!!Signed Me

Uhhh...okay.

i actually put alot of thought into it actually.

Oh,um...its really good,yeah

i totally missed something there.idk who put that one up.i was saying the one I wrote i put alot of thought into. the one i wrote hasnt been posted. at least not the one i mean.

Ooooook then ...

To the poor bastard who has to clean up this mess and/or carry my retarded ass out of here,I am a pussy, life is just to hard for me. I am a self centered a-hole for making any parent's worst nightmare a reality, digging their childs grave. I have a heart as black as coal for leaving everyone who ever cared for me a feeling of guilt that will hang on their hearts till the end of their days.

i like, mine would be'sorry'short and snappy

u seriously need help

Charmed, these things are not directed at you...White_lines periodically yanks our chain about committing suicide. That's his A2A persona.HelmsmaN speaks wisely.You can't get into heaven if you commit suicide. It's a mortal sin.I understand that sometimes people lose perspective, and their troubles may not seem like a big deal to you, but you can't judge how badly someone should feel about the things that happen in his life (and you don't know what biochemical things are going on in that person's brain). In fact, telling someone that he shouldn't feel bad because other people have it worse is counterproductive. It just makes the person feel less adequate and worse.

In reply to:In fact, telling someone that he shouldn't feel bad because other people have it worse is counterproductive. It just makes the person feel less adequate and worse.Those are very wise words.

i would say "i dont have much to have,whats the point of living when the world hates you.by seth