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ok guyz let me strt of by interduceing myselfmy name iz jefrey im in 8th grade im 5'4 150 pundz i liek 2 play football alot ok now my problem iz, i recenly had sex 4 da 1st tiem in ma life. about 2 weeks ago da best loken gurl in ma clas asked me 2 meet her behind da skool after skool. so i went n as soon as i got dere she sed f i liek her nd i sed yeah and then she kis me. then she put her hand down ma pantz and i waz rely hardso i tok her hand of my pantz. she den draged me into liek some aleyway dat nobody goes 2 and she took of her clodes. so i took of mine nd we did our thang. i did it 4 ma 1st time im so prod i fuked her 4 like 2 minz den my peniz startd 2 hurt. so we put our clodes on nd she leaves. by da way i dint use no condum so i dink shez pregnet. but datz not da probelm. da problm iz dat aftr dat situatn tha next dat ma peniz wuz realy itchn wen i peed nd i had like sum litel ballz on da hed dat looked liek pimpels but smaler. and the hed of ma cok waz relly red. so guyz am i sik or is it normel 4 ppl who just had sex? ty guyz i hope im ok

"You're very diseased now and you are going to die." In reply to: she den draged me into liek some aleyway dat nobody goes 2 and she took of her clodes. I'm not buying into this. In reply to: by da way i dint use no condum so i dink shez pregnet. but datz not da probelm. You are no where near mature enough to be having sex. In reply to: da problm iz dat aftr dat situatn tha next dat ma peniz wuz realy itchn wen i peed nd i had like sum litel ballz on da hed... You might have an STD or you might have been really rough. I don't know, I'm not a doctor. I just posted here to insult your English skills.

1. I think your cavalier attitude toward sex is really tragic. If what you are saying is true, than as others have said - you are in no way mature enough to be having sex. First of all, having sex without a condom, while stupid, doesn't automatically mean the girl is pregnant. Secondly, if she is, it is a big freekin deal. How can you say it isn't? It just appears to me that you don't know a lot of the basics of human sexuality. Just because you have a dick that works doesn't mean you need to be using it.2. You might wanna go to the doctor to get that checked out.3. This is a message board, not a cell phone. Please don't use text-type if you want to be read and taken seriously here.4. Welcome aboard.

No...look again. I'm pretty sure it's text talk. There are a lot of those annoying tt abbreviations.Of course there are a few typos, but I think we can give a kid a break on those, can't we. Hell, I make tyops...I mean typos.

Hi Wonder_Boy_91. Your spelling looks artificial.In reply to:by da way i dint use no condum so i dink shez pregnet. but datz not da probelm.It certainly is a problem, and if you think it isn't, you shouldn't be having sex. In fact if you didn't cum the chances of her being pregnant are low, but not zero. Please don't have sex again without a condom. If you think it might happen again, make sure you carry one with you (but not in a wallet or pocket, where they tend to get warm and perish).It's difficult to say what your symptoms mean. Itching during peeing can be due to a urinary tract infection. The little balls on your head - are you sure they weren't there before? You really need to see a doctor to be sure.

What a combination. A dick that works and a head that doesn't.

i started reading and agree with the second poster, i couldnt proceed. you can't possibly expect to be taken seriously when you present your "serious" question in almost incomprehendable writing.

txt is easier to read, this is like a mix of net chat and ebonics

1-800-ABCD

you need to be hooked on phonix

I agree that the language he chose to use is frustrating - okay, maddening - and could prevent him from being taken seriously. However, I think there are two ways we can approach such posts (especially for new members):* We can go on and on about it, about how annoying it is, and how he needs to learn to type in english and whatnot...which may have some truth to it, but might also come across as harsh and snobbish, causing him to not come here anymore.* Or we could do our best to answer his question (as best as we can understand it ), while also gently redirecting him to use more understandable language.

ROTHFLMFAO. his grammer is so bad i felt like i was reading the adventures of huckleberry finn, omfg. has anyone read it? it sounds exactly like Jim in the book.
oh, and i dont buy the story either.
tumor pulsating...
how the fuck does he type stuff for school, it must be so red with spell check corrections.

its spelt grammarand thanks for ur suggestiens guyz

i just hapen 2 know how 2 spel grammar rite