Stupid things you've said before/during/after sex

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I made a pretty bad one the other day...

"Do you realise you were probably conceived in this bed?"

You can probably guess where we had just done it.

Hahaha...Hmm, I believe once I got my gf very worried. I suppose ya should never say "Whoops!" during sex.

After: "I don't remember when the conference will be".

In the heat of the moment I've called out the wrong name.

I can imagine.

"Yes! Yes! Oh yes! Do it there! The wrong name!! Yes!!!! Oh lord yes!!!"

After: You're done already?

After: Hell yeah. Why would I want to prolong THAT?

"Is that it?"

him. 'you look like your not enjoying it'me 'I'm not'

I was about to give him head when he said "dirty." I asked him if he had washed himself. Apparently, I interpreted his 'dirty' differently than he implied.

Great avatar!Did you take that picture?

my mate was going through some foreplay with a girl, fingering her for quite some time etc. and he got sorta bored and said something like "ok im getting a bit bored here, what now?"the girl didnt appreciate that, snapped out of it and wanted to leave (but had no transport heh).whatever!!

Nope, I didn't

what was your name again ?and the ever popularyour husband gets home when ?

I really hate it when my wife tries to ask me past questions about other women i've been with especially my ex wife. It's good when she talks about including a lovely Asian woman, man oh man, thats another story.