I'm giving up porn.

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Oh lords! that's just... ewwww....

But thats the beauty of it! The microwave kills the maggots!

that would even make em explode and then they could be used for lube!!

Exactly!! Now ya got it!!

Woohooooo !Now Im getting excited !what with all this corpse fucking talk and nuked maggots, sheeeeeet!Hornier then a priest in toys are us !

Haha, Ulster has been saying No for years, and ya know what fixes it? A big dirty bomb! Gets them everytime!

They send bombs back thankfully.anwya I deleted that post for this...

Irish Americans shakes-head

Oh, even I shuddered when I saw that. I wonder what most Americans actually think Ireland is like. All potato fields, no cities just small villages with the market place being the centre of town. With leprachauns visiting to deliver easter eggs!

Yes probably.

Oh crap, then they know the truth! I was trying to throw them off by being all sarcastic about it, but if they already know!!!! Agghhhh!!!

I pretty much don't watch porn anymore.I would rather use my imagination, or think of someone I care about. If I do watch porn, I try to find the most realistic porn I can. I would be more aroused by two people having passionate,realistic sex, than a two guys with 10" dicks and model bodies, or a girl with giant tits screaming with pleasure as a typical porn guy fucks her.

Oh well I always liked to 10" inch cocks spit-roasting some young, sweet little thing.

Okay Bobbo, maybe...just maybe you're as clueless as to what Irish-Americans know about Ireland as you think we Irish-Americans are about Ireland.Now I'm confused...But I know what the hell Ireland looks like!

Well I am still haunted by the memory of giving directions to American tourists and then they asked me in complete seriousness, if Leprachauns existed. I told them that they were a colony of midgets who lived out in the country but they died off at the start of the 20th century. They believed me. Ahhhhhh!!!

**damn does that mean the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow aint real neither ......... ** :scream_cat:

It couldn't have been in the first part of the 20th century cause Finnian's Rainbow and the Disney flick with all the leprachauns weren't made until the 60's.So, do you have any idea what the origin of the leparachaun legend is?

That is exactly the same thing I do here!I go out of state and people see my plates say utah or people come here (fuck only knows why they come here) and ask me stupid shit about mormons (are you one, where are thier horns, where do we go to see them ? are they in fences so they cant get to you?) stupid stupid shit !so I explain that they file them off but if you look close you can see the horns growing up under the hair, that fmost of htem are in provo around BYU and others are kept underground below the temple in Salt Lake City, that if someone knocks on the door and wants to talk to them about the LDS ways they should slam the doorff and lock it as they are the missionaries, and they are there to kidnap them. If you let them in they will drug you and take you to the temple where secret ceremonys are held to convert them and then they will grow the horns themselves.people are fucking idiots world wide, irish, germans, scottish, canadiens, the brits, it doent matter, during the Olympics I had people from world wide asking me the same stupid fucking questions and buying off on all the shit I said.I lived downtown and drove bus for the UTA so I came into contact with so many people, they never once failed to astound me with their idiocy, fucking fools. Of course during those 2 weeks, I got laid with new girls from every country I could and had a wonderful time so long as we didnt have to talk

Not sure exactly the whole origin is, but I do know that the legend of leprechauns actually came from Germany. Not sure if it started there but it was there before it was in Ireland.

You should be in Kentucky, where apparently we're all barefoot, moonshine swilling rednecks who marry our cousins when we're 12.