I'm giving up porn.

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Really ?? so its just like Arkansas ?

Apparently so, but without the hurricanes.

I suppose I got it better by just having 20 wives because I live in utah.Atleast you got the derby, I have to drive an hour and ah alf to wyoming to bet on horses, two hours the opposite way to Nevada to play poker.

As much as I hate the Ky Derby (except for Thunder), it's probably done more than anything to counter the ignorant redneck Kentuckian myths.

A while back, videos on my computer stopped working. They'd get all distorted with weirded out colors, you couldn't see a thing.So I had to give up porn.It wasn't really difficult, since I had no way to give in to temptation. After a few days I hardly even thought about it. Having given it up, I find there are many positive effects to daily life. I still masturbate, but doing it by imagination seems to be much more... Natural? I don't know. But it's simply the healthier way to go, in my opinion. Anywho, about a week ago, I updated my video card drivers and movies started working agian. I still haven't gone back to porn, though. During the 'recession', I starting dating a nice girl in drama club who enjoys phone sex.

Well, Oklahoma is *supposedly* a bunch of beer-drinking, football-playing, tabbaco-smoking, walmart-going rednecks who fly down a red-dirt road at 90 mph in a pick-up truck from the 70s to video tape an F5 tornado as it picks up thier neighbor's house and cows....wait-a-sec....Oklahoma *IS* like that :open_mouth: :grin:

Good for you!! I will be in that same boat. Thanks for opening my eyes! Not only that, but it will SAVE my computer. So many viruses out there.

"Well, Oklahoma is supposedly a bunch of beer-drinking, football-playing, tabbaco-smoking, walmart-going rednecks who fly down a red-dirt road at 90 mph in a pick-up truck from the 70s to video tape an F5 tornado as it picks up thier neighbor's house and cows..."That's to accurate to be funny...

hugs scotty hey hun! miss yas!

Hugs back, bud.I've been around, enough to keep an eye on ya anyway wink, wink. I just haven't had time to make any posts.

I couldn't think of a better person to keep an eye on me lol.I'll send you an e-mail soon so we cna catch up =-D

There is a fact missing about Oklahoma, it was forgotten that the rednecks that live there have gun racks in thier trucks, while some carry a rifle in it most of whta I saw was baseball bats. People there should mind thier own fucking business too We pulled into the cracker barrel to get some food on our way thru, Im talking to the people with me and some asshole got in my face because walking thru the parking lot ot go eat I had said something that offended him, something about jesus christ its so hot here I can feel the air pushing down onme after stepping out of the air conditioning in the car, the air is FAT!
This lead to his telling me he was going to kick my ass for talking shit about his wife. I told him to toss her fat fucking ass back in the horse trailer he was towing ing leave or Id kill him.
He didnt leave, but he shut the fuck up, took the time to call some of his buddies while we ate and took a cheap shot when we left. We left him and his 2 buddies laying in the parking lot when we pulled out and continued on to st louis, fucking idiot rednecks.
By the way Scotty, I didnt forget about you, I got people looking into it and should be getting a call or email in the next day or two about the 38 super :laughing:

hahaha Chance you are pretty cool bud...I admire the no bs attitude.

Most people think Im just insane.
I like to think Iv earned my reputation for rushing in where angels fear to tread.
Once we were at Lake Powell, did some climbing on the cliffs and some packing and I said something like that water looks so damned good, nice and cool and so fucking hot up here withthe sun beating on our asses, Id like to jump in fthe lake.
The guy with me siad somethign about nevre let anything but fear and common sense stop you, so I jumped, easy 80 feet to the water. Powell is a deep bastard, your PRETTY safe anywhere you care to jump from the cliffs into the water with out worry of it being shallow and breaking your ass to a million bone splinters so I was worried too much, the water felt fine and I had a new nickname for the rest of the summer..NCS....No Common Sense

hahahah thats funny...I am starting to overcome my fear of heights..

I fell off a 20-30 foot lava rock cliff In Sacramento CA....My back pack prevent me from breaking my neck...I got knocked out, busted open my elbow and dislocated my left knee...I had to be carried 6-7 miles back to an area with some band aids...so yea traumatic...

My stupidity, bravery, insanity, call it what ever title you care to stick on it, has landed me many many times in great pain, broken bones, new lacerations, I dont even know how many stitches, and jail all of wich were better then teh embarrasment of doing it to begin with. I earned that name very few people I hang out with remeber the name but they all remeber that trip.5 days on a house boat we all rented, bring your own food and 100 bucks each for the booze ontop of the rental for the boat and whatever you chose to bring with you, fucking great times, Im trying ot get them all to pitch in on the boat again, it seems like it was about 800 apiece for each of us, all inclusive with the gas and boat and food and booze, Id like to take that trip again, we had a blast, skinny dipping, exploring the slot canyons, parking the boat back in coves that stay dark all day because the sun cant hit them, naked party for days on end and all the skinny dipping in nearly 70 degree water that you wanted, next time Im taking my digital video camera, wish I had it the first trip.

damn sounds like fun...Yeah I know the pain deal...My pain is caused by objects though.Cut my stomach open with and axe...not to serious though...fingers sliced open, finger tips...severely sprain nearly broken ankles...and my god all my concussions...including my minor ones I have to be close to 30 by now...

My only hope is that my kids are smarter then me and dont do the stupid shit I do.
Part of my problem is that I am absolutely starved for attention, I fucking crave it, I have to be the center of attention at a party, I like the eyes on me.
maybe something is wrong with me.
I do know that everyone loves me :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: wellok Im pretty well hated by alot of people but the rest alwasy want to be around me, when I was into chat on MSN if I announced where Id be so many people would show up just to meet me after hearing the storys from people that had met me, it really got to be alot of work to come up with new creative stupid sht to do and not disapoint my "groupies"
of course it led to alot of sex with random sluts and that wasnt a bad thing at that time. Im happier withthe girl Iv had for the last few years, I wouldnt go bak to how it used to be but good hell it was a good time for a few years.

yeah I wish the same when I have kids..Center of attention, I know how that goes...that is why I am so stupid at parties.

The good part of it Walken, is that from doing all the stupid shit I can normally cut my kids off. I have a sixth sense when I see them head outside with arms loaded with props or when I see that the screen is missing form the window I know they plan on sneakig out, I can almost tell what they plan by looking in thier eyes, any stupid thing they think up to do, I already did and can spot similar stupidity form miles off and put a stop to it before it happens.THey always want to know how Iknew what they were going to do I keep showing htem scars and say "see that scar ? thats how I know what you were thinking of trying! "Its the 13 year old that worries me, hes fearless, always ready to try new shit no matter how stupid it is and who thought it up and if any physics laws apply to it, jumping off the roof with a sheet for a parachute, jumping his bike intothe lake witha rope tied on to it to retrieve it, hairspray bombs in a ballon with toiletpaper fuzes, hes the one that scares me anything he thinks up to do, he trys.I hat to leave while the boards are so ative, but I have a meeting at 2 and I I dont think anyone would appreciate it if I should show up in a pair of shorts with my hair unwashed and uncombed and a shirt that says g_ f_ck y _ r s l f would you like to buy a vowel ? Best shower and shave and put on some other clothes, Ill return later to surf the boards