Water/penus size

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i was wondering if water can make you get harder and make it last longer because over easter all i drunk was water and my penius was harder than it was ever been and also usually after i masturbate a few times the size decreases but this time it didn't

first of all its spelled penis. secound,it all depens on what you like.but i don't think what you drink makes a difference about your erection.

Water itself does not increase size. But it does help clean out your body of toxins. Which indirectly may help if you eat alot of junk food.

If you were a bit dehydrated then drinking more water would increase your blood volume and help you get to maximum hardness and size. Getting over-hydrated wouldn't help, though, I would think. But it's good that you had a good Easter. :smile:

In reply to: first of all its spelled penis. secound ... Oh the irony

SilentTears- You make me laugh. Correcting him because he said 'penus' instead of 'penis' when you can't even spell second? :grin: Funny.

they might have both been typos ya know so that wasnt quite called for

Im quite sure he knew the op meant penis, not penus. There was no need to play grammar police. And if he decided to correct someone, he should have at least made sure his spelling was correct.

That was sorta clever yet still shitty the way you pointed that out, I liked it :laughing:

I could go o for days about spelling and typos but since atleast 20% of the totals of those made on this site are made by me, I just shut up about it :laughing:

if its a f where there shoudlnt be one it was my puter that did it, if its anythign else, it was my fingers :laughing: Il take the blame for my fingers but not for my fandom insertion of the letter 'f'

well ya but i wasnt aiming it at you,it was at google hers/his sounded a little rude

duh i meant to do that.it's called a joke.jeez.

jokes have punch lines, you fucked up, admit it and get over it, I fuck up all the time when I type, so what ?

joke pun ect.whatever the hell its called.and if i do fuck up,i have no prob admitting it.but i didn't so i won't say i did.

There have been a couple of posters, including barnell, who have used the form "penius" consistently, which makes me think it's a dialectal variant. It has a Southern sound to me.

Clever yet shitty, has a nice ring to it. lol.Ineligible, penius does have a southern sound to it, but he mispelled it twice. Once penius, and once penus. Im thinking he just didnt know how to spell penis at all. But Im sure everyone knew what he meant.

coughcoughbullshit**cough

You must be allergic to it too huh?

well it is pretty thick right here.you point out a spelling mistake while making one of your own, thats not a joke, thats karma. everyone fucks up, I do it on a regular basis and I happen to be a shitty speller, spelling isnt a measure of intelligence, either you can spell or you cant it doenst make you smart or stupid. and typos I make on a regular basis, when ya fuck up, stand up and take the hit, stop trying ot cover it up and pull out some dignity, thers more dignity to be gained in admitting a mistake then in trying to cover it up when its so painfully obvious that your full of shit.

whatever.i don't care that much.i know it was intended and thats good enough for me.

lovely, does this mean we can end this conversation and more then likely this thread then?