Young Chuck Norris!

PurpleStain

This is realyl funny, just listen to the lyrics. http://www.flurl.com/uploaded/Young_Chuck_Norris_50568.html

@ngel

Chuck Norris once visited The Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

rainbowtreats

Chuck Norris jokes are all over my school- what's up with that? He's not even that big anymore- I don't understand why these jokes are coming up in the mid-2000s instead of the latee 80s and 90s, when he was actually on TV, in the "Delta Force" movie, and Walker Texas Ranger?Just doesn't make sense to me.

pinkranger4

Chuck Norris is the shitChuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

PurpleStain

I AgreeChuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

pinkranger4

Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

rainbowtreats

its not that i dont like chuck norris, it's just that i think the jokes would make much more sense if they came out 10 or 15 years ago, back when he was much more famous and still regularly on TV and in movies.