I was enjoying that thread

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Uh...i...um havta be somewhere...AAHHHHHHHHH!!!!*runs away* :open_mouth:

I wonder what it would look like when its born..some alieny thing

a little baby made out of cornedbeef and cabbage no doubt

Oh now thats an image

we were in st louis fucking off for a few weeks, one of the people I was with had relatives there and we dropped them off to see them and went off fucking around, later fthey called us to pick them up, when we showed up they had thier bag and climb ed in the back seat to lay down drunk as shit.about 20 minutes from where we picked them up we hear a voice inteh back, "you guys got room up front for a pizza and a sixer?"thinking she was in need of room to lay out better we said sure, also thinking we were gona eat and havea beer between there and out motel,she leans over the front seat and fucking puked all over the front of the car, the windshield, the seats, mostly to the passenget side thank god as I was driving, all beer and pizza, we should of paid better attention to what she carried out to the car.you saying you was preggo with a sixer and a pizza freminded me of that, that and of taking a big shit made from beer and pizza and I got one of those on deck now its not done brewing though, so Ill keep it a bit longer before I give birth to it and flush it down the shitter aborted with the rest of the citys human waste.

said it before and I'll say it again... you're a fucking poet!

Define poet and poetry.

"taking a big shit made from beer and pizza and I got one of those on deck now its not done brewing though, so Ill keep it a bit longer before I give birth to it and flush it down the shitter aborted with the rest of the citys human waste. "pure poetry!

know the beauty part?I dont even try, I open my mouth (or in this case place my fingers on the keyboard) and words just roll out.Im always getting bitched at at work for making up my own codes, I drove truck and I knew the 10 codes so Id ask for a 20 (location) tell em Im on a 10-100 (bathroom) and they told me to stop that Im the only onethat knew those, so I started with "Copy that, Im busting a grumpy and Ill ring ya after I punch the shit tickets, roger that?"While the canadiens bitched about my new 'codes' they also started using them themselves watch out when teh job is finished and these guys get back to toronto, Ill forever have changed your slang language from miles and miles and miles away

OOOHHH! Bob can I pet your baby elephant? I bet it's trunk is already sticking out!!!! Please!?!?!

As a matter of fact it is! Its really long and just dangling between my legs.. oh wait, thats something else.

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