Ok talking about sex is one thing. Talking to your sister is one thing. Getting advice from your sister about sex is another thing. Hearing your sister talk about how wonderful sex is with her Australian fiance- GOODNESS GRACIOUS! NO! NOOOO! I will listen to a person tell me about there boyfriend. I will listen to my friends KEYWORD friends, tell me about their "sex lives" but there is no way in this God-gived world I will ever ever everrrr accept hearing about my sister having sex. Are you kidding? Ok, I'm sorry. I really am. I love my sister. I love my soon to be brother in law. They're both great. But you know, I don't want to hear about their personalnessenssness.
No, my sister hasn't told me upfront about it, she's not like that. But she's preparing for her wedding and my cousins and I have been helping her and then when they ask her about him she's all like "oh he's so wonderful. he's so perfect. and oh my goodness in bed he's incredible." blah blah. AND THEN they ask about her sex life there we go again. my cousins are so stupid asking her if the stereotype is true and what not and she goes "oh no not at all it's huge and his hands are" k we're done. NASTINESS! And her nasty little 23 year old hormones go crazy. GET A ROOM YA NASTY LITTLE GIRL!
I'm sorry. I've had enough though. He came back from Italy, Monday, and since he's been back they're sex drive is like WOW! My goodness gracious! They'll be popping out babies any second. I know they love each other that's great. But everytime she's with him she's moaning or something and he's whispering in her ear and they're all over each other. And the tongue kissing, and the grabbing and the "oh god"s EW MAN! EWWWWWWWWWWW! I don't want to hear that. From my sister? Nasty nasty.
Last night, we went to dinner with her, me, him, his brothers, my brothers, his sister, and our cousins. They were both flirting the entire night. Before we even brought them they're little congratulations cake, NO before they finished they're meal they excused themselves to "use the bathroom". Use the bathroom? That's the lamest excuse I have ever heard in my life. His sister asked what are they doing and my brother says "I don't want to know". None of us want to know! Is every young couple this way? My sister is like my best friend but wow. I don't want her acting this way around me. I feel like I'm wathing sex and the city. Literally! I don't mind the lovey doveyness. Honestly I don't. I'm really happy for them and I think it's really romantic but, I don't want to deal with this. It's really really disturbing. And some of you might think I'm being selfish but put yourself in my shoes. You know me. I'm not into that yet. So what do I do?