I was really horny the other day, so I did something kinda strange. I took a cooked mushroom, cut its head off and slipped it in my dick, inside the foreskin. Then I turned it in circles, and OMG what a feeling! It was all squishy and juices oozed from the mushroom. When I finished, I cleaned up, then I became concerned.My question is: do you think I can get an infection by this? Let me remind you that mushrooms are fungus...
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well normally cooking stuff gets rid of all the bacteria and stuff, so you shouldn't...but I don't know. I've never thought about it. maybe it's different with mushroom's, because they're fungus. ugh, just the thought of mushrooms makes me feel sick, i hate them.
I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my squishy - Dori
No, you can't get a fungal infection that way. They are different species of fungus that infect skin, and anyway a cooked mushroom is dead.
The real question is whats that mushroom taste like ?this post has made me laugh till I nearly pissed myself.One of my best friends x wife used to complain when she was with us and we were drinking and ordered pizza that mushrooms taste like jizz, having not tasted jizz I can not attest or deny it. But if he ate the mushroom, could he tell the difference between the shroom and the jizz by taste or only by texture ?I actually am intending to copy and paste this into an email to my buddy, shit I have his x wifes email, I should send one to her too, she just loves me
Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be.
Ew, Dominoes Pizza? Surely you can do better than that!
It's your thing, do what you wanna do. I can't tell you who to sock it to.
Whenever I walk under a Bradford pear tree when it is in bloom it smells just like cum