I recently saw a video of a kangaroo masturbating. I think exotic animals outrank your dog humping your leg, besides this roo was doing it while they were trying to film the guy in front of it for a tv special.
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Personnal Goal - To STOP!
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He doesn't hump my leg - he puts his paws close together on the bed and humps in between. You have to be careful because he shoots some distance - he nearly got me in the eye one morning.I've had a big male kangaroo paw at my crotch and get a boner. I was worried.
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you rotten son of a bitch!you ever had ice cream run up and thru your nose ?I hadnt till I was drinking a milkshake and read that. It is not a pleasant experience, and it gives a whole new meaning to brain freeze, but now Ill have delicious vanilla flavoured bugers so I suppose thats a plus.
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Your dog shot at you? That is really creepy
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LOL! One of the funniest things I've heard all day LOL The imagine is just awful hehe
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Looks like you need some WILL POWA! >_<
Mind over matter my friend. If you really want to go at it, might I suggest pinching yourself? :P Stop a habit with pain. Works for everything.
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i want to stop because i just wanna see how long i can go without it. Also after i have stopped for a few days and then do it again it is amazing and im bigger than ever. I will be out of town for 5 weeks so im going to try to go the entire time without it
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The dog sleeps on the bed and he's not desexed. When he wakes up he often feels horny and masturbates. He doesn't point at either of us deliberately, but he does tend to point towards the head of the bed. He's got the wife in her hair and both of us frequently on other parts of the body. He's made the bedhead once, which was some feet and pretty good if you scaled up to human size (he's not a big dog).After he's done he carefully licks his penis clean and then gives us a sloppy kiss on the lips.They don't mention these things in books on dogs.Then there's our (desexed) male cat, who likes to look at the wife when she's sitting on the toilet . . .
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After he's done he carefully licks his penis clean and then gives us a sloppy kiss on the lips. OMG pete EWWWWWWWW!!!!!
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I am not sure you are serious, but if you are good luck. I saw a doc on tv say once, it has to come out sooner or later. You build sperm and semen daily, well nightly. Once the tank is full you would have a wet dream, if you could to stand to wait that long.
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so does that explain why i have never had a wet dream ???
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I saw This and thought of your dog, I then tried to supress the urge to post it and the urge won.
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LOL ive never heard of a dog masturbating
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My cat does... I wish he wouldn't.
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lol i just dont get how they can lol
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He sucks his nipples and rubs with one paw. Lol.
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and they say a cat who can dial 911 is smart......
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It's actually quite gross. He likes to sit next to me while he does it and he makes slurping noises. He likes wearing female clothing too. We have matching Nine West pocketbooks.
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lol i imagine it would be well atleast you know he likes you lol
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A little to much...BTW were hijacking another thread.