Biggest object you've inserted in your ass?

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I'm sure alot of people have placed various objects up their asses, so what's the biggest you've managed? The biggest thing for me is a can of Lynx deodorant, which is 4cm across, with a circumference of 14 centimetres. I can manage to get my hand in up to the knuckles, last time I tried. The can isn't very pointed, so there's nothing like the feeling of it slowly penetrating you and then sliding in.

so THATS the lynx effect laffin

It does surprise me. How do you get to the situation where you think, "I know, I am going to put a can of deodorant in my arse" And also WTF, did you take poppers beforehand. I mean, how. That must have hurt like shit. But WHY. Why did you want to put anything in your arse. If you were a girl and were putting it in your cnut then that would make sense because you would want to get yourself off. But I just don’t get that.Please explain this to me. Mr. (disgusted) NutsP.s. and my answer would be a Richard III

For masturbation purposes. Like a butt-plug. And no, it doesn't seem to hurt. Alot of people talk about 'relaxing' and 'taking it slow' and 'heaps of lube' when discussing anal matters, but I have found no difficulty.

Never tried it. But if it gets you off, enjoy.I am quite homophobic in that sense, its not that I don't like people who are gay, I have a couple of friends who are. But I would never be gay myself or involve myself with any activity which I would associate with being gay.Just my opinion, don't slot me for it.Mr. Nuts

I'm not much into putting large thigns like that up my bum, so a penis is the biggest LoL.And numbnuts, it's not gay to put things in your butt. Actually there are a lot of straight guys that love anal play and rubbing of the prostate. It's a very sensual spot if done right.

I am sure there are. I am just saying I'm not one of them. I mean no offence. Mr. Nuts

The biggest thing ever inserted into my ass was several feet long, it was thugh very small around, heavily lubed and done in a Dr.'s office. The biggest thing inserted into my ass for pleasure was inserted not by me, but my GF, I had no idea it was coming the first time, but I didnt want her to remove it after it was in. She has slender fingers, shes welcome to go fpoking around in there anytime we are having sex.

You aiming to be the next goatse guy?

No offense taken just wanted to let you know, that's all

see now b/c of your response I still uphold the question...why...LOL

fbecause several years ago I was losig blood thru my vomit and thru my asshole,like alot of blood thru my shit, old black blood that smelled fucking horrid, it was comign out that end befor I started throwing it u and it wasnt once in a whie it was like a couple times a day. same shit almost kiled my dad once so I wnt to the docs, they wanted to look in my poop hole witha camera, found nothing so I ended up having a camera stuck down my throat into my stomach 2 weeks later, between teh two times i started throwig up blood.
3 holes in my stomache.
and to save the obvious question, it wasnt the same camera they stuck up my asshole as they put down my throat.

well now, I feel like an idiiot for asking....Because that was more graphic than I need, but still expected nothing less than the truth as it is....

a very thin pen

The worst part is that it shoud of never happened.that what you get for going toa general practicioner instead of a specialist to begin with, had I seen teh speciaist first, Id of never had a cam in my ass, and I can tell ya Id rather have it pushed into my asshole then down my throat.its a horrid feeling to swallow that bastard and have it go past your gag reflex and just keep going, it was much less uhhhhhhh bad, to have it fed up my ass.

well that answers the question of up the ass or down the throat....you would lthink more gals would enjoy anal, lol

ever swallowed live gold fish ? you can feel em all th way down your throat and I swear to god you can fill em swim in your stomache for a few minutes till they die in the acid, that tube, I felt like I was choking the whole time but with out coughing an with out the lack of air, it was so fucking uncomfortable, a horrid experience, Id rather get hit in the head then have it repeated.

do i even want to know why you swallowed a live gold fish?

I had a cam down my throat and up my ass. At least I was medicated for the throat one. The other confirmed my position of having anything else ever placed up there.

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You need to look for bigger goals.

When you get hemorrhoids, you'll see the insanity in this.
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